WISH NOT GRANTED!
I wish to always have orange juice

Wish granted you always get orange juice with pesticide in it <3 (:
I wish i could fly *0*!!

wish granted. but you get sucked into a plane. a traditional bird death!
i wish my wish would be my wish that would be my wish for my wish to come true

Wish not granted.
I wish I could draw better ._.

Granted but nobody give a thing about your awesome drawings :)

I wish my fur win XD

wish granted but itll be so expensive that no one can get it :o

I wish i was a nie tailed fox >0<

Wish granted but the tails are sticky taped on with the worst sticky tape in ze world.

I wish everything tasted like bacon

Granted but it tastes like burned bacon.

I wish for a wish to wish another wish that I would wish to have a wish which I will wish with a wish....

Wish granted it didnt come true

I wish I had sexy ladies around me.

Wish Granted!, but they all reject you.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted! You fell in acid

I wish I was taller

Wish Granted! But Your Very Short.

I Wish I Had A Bunny Named Fluffy. :3

wish granted but it was violent and ate you.

I wish i had 999999999999999999999999 cheese and frasies in this game :3

Wish Granted, but you get banned forever.

I wish The Hunger Games will happen.

wish granted, but they sucked.

I wish i could never get banned on TFM.

wish granted. and now you always get reported

i wish the wish that the next persons below me's wish would be a waish

Wish granted but you wont get it :)

I wish for an Female Shiny Eevee who would love me,never fell sick or die and who wont leave me :3

wish granted but it evolved to a magikarp the second you got it.

i wish my wish cannot be wished by wishers who wish to corrupt my wish.

wish granted. and you got a sandvich.

i wish my wish is that i wish for a shiny female, loyal, beutiful gardevoir, that is flawless, and loves me for who i am and will protect me from everything harmful.

Wish granted, but you accidentally wished for a bagel instead.
*gives a bagel*

I wish for a free bike.