Get it out then.
Waiter, There's A head in my soup..

Oh I've been looking for that....~takes head out of soup and puts it back on~

Waiter there's a dragon in my soup D:<

Oh so thats where my rune dragon from my totem escaped to!

-Takes rune dragon back-

Waiter my anvil wheel is in the soup ._.

waiter...
the person above me is in my soup!

Just eat him.. PERIOD

ignoring above. no comment

then push him out of it!

waiter there is a fly on a spoon in my soup

Waiter! Nothing is on my soup.

Exactly.

Waiter, there's a mini-television in my soup.

Don't shout or others will want it!

Waiter, there is a piece of dust in my soup ._.

EAT THE SOUP

Waiter, there is a tarboy in my soup *points to Scytheslayer*

Do I look i care? (Gets fired)

Waiter! Theres no soup in the cup!

Eat dah cup. its dah soup now.

Waiter waiter, this soup is *eats*

this soup is what?

Waiter, get out of my soup.

NO. i have a girlfreind there

Waiter!, *mushes soup in waiter's face* there.

Jeezus, what have you done ;;

Waiter, Notch is drinking my soup!!!

Waiter there is a penis in my soup!

Ermm....Isn't that yours?

Waiter, there is a rat in my soup T^^T

heres some new soup

waiter there is a fly in my soup

Actually it's a raisin...but on the other side is a fly..

waiter there is yo mamma in my soup!

Mooooom what did I say about going in peoples soup!? Your grounded!

Waiter there is a bus in my soup