*stab* YES!!! umm... *gulp*

HELP!!! There's a drunky chasing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jsut slap him in da face

help! there's a shark eating me

Just Punch to his nose

Help! There's a Pedo Bear chasing me
What do i do ?

punch him

help! there's a creepy girl licking me!

KILL HIM

HELP PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT ME AND SAYING I LOVE CATS AND I HATE DOGS :(

Slap them untill they hurt!

Help! There's a flying anus fartingon me, HALP MEEEEE!!

SPANK IT TILL ITS RED!

help! there are people making fun of me for liking a certain pokemon!! WHAT DO I DO?!!

Get ur mom or dad or teacher!

Help! There's A Dingo On me!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dingo?
Run!

Help! There's lava on me and i died NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHH
HELPPPPPPP

STAHP. DROP. AND FREAKING ROLL.

AWAY FROM THE LAVA MMMKAY.

Osh*t man...
Help! There's a Justin Beiber singing near me!

IT BURNSSS.... BURRRRNSNNSNSNSNSNS

*Dies*

*punches JB like a BOSSY GODPAW*

Help! There's a giant trying to eat me! T_T

*Grabs rapid-fire Twinkie gun*

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

YOU'LL EAT DEM FUDGIN' TWINKIES AND YOU'LL LIKE THEM! >:U

Help! There's a spider web near me! >A<

let the spider live and kill the web
Help! theres a huge scary dog!

TAME IT HELP!! DARES A BIRDAH BITIN ME!!! (ironic!)

punch him in dah face!

help! theres a cat scrathing me!

*Slaps cat* GET AWAY B**** >:U

Help! There's a piece of bacon near me!

you gonna eat that bacon? oh sorry, *ahem* eat it but really if your nut gonna eat it i could take it idc if it's raw

HAAAAAALP there's a chaos cake in mai face, what do i do? :3

Eat it.

Help Mi!Der's a party near me!What shull I do ;;

Start partying &amp;gt;:D

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a hamster nomming on me!!!!!!!!!!! :O What should i do?

Throw it into space.


HALP!THERE'S A ROCKET GOING TO FALL ON MY HAUS!WHAT SHAULD I DO OMIGAWD?!