there burned to a crisp

i wish for the internet to have world peace

But the new people of the internet were rude and trolling 24/7

I wish for rats and mice.

you get deamon rats and mice.

i wish for this wish to wish for a wish witch wishes the wish witchcrafts the wish of the wish that wishes for a wish.

The witch was annoyed and stopped wishing for witches because wishes hurted her throat and vocal cords.

I wish for titanium.

Wish granted, but it was a penny painted titanium.
I wish I was the reaper.

Wish granted, but you are a pile of bones with a scythe and no moving.

wish granted but he transfromed into rock :D lol
i wish i had double choco triple decker ice cream cookie :)

Wish granted, but it's on the floor. :D

I wish that everyonewould smile :'D FOREVERRRR *joker grin*

Sure, but they're all creepy smiles... and people can't talk [what did I just do :<?]

I wish I could meet Link [-has no life-].

You met him in a video game which ran out of battery in 2 minutes. (so cruel :c)

I wish that everything would be awesome forever :D

Wish granted, but your life will be too short.

I wish i had a bunny C:

Wish granted but i killed your bunny

I wish for nothing

Wish granted, but then I gave you crap.

I wish for corruption.

Wish Granted, But the corruption is of your favorite save on pokemon...

I Wish For a Genie with 3 wishes :D

wish granted but u get DIMOND

i wish for POOP

Wish Granted, but it's in your pillows and you don't realize it until you lay down for the night.

I wish for MILK :D

You get it but it's really old and inedible. :p
I wish for a kitty. .u.

You got a toy kitty!

i wish for a tiger skin XD

Wish Granted, comes with live tiger still in it that's intent on your death.

I wish for running water :D

but the water runs away!!!

I wish for health