No because that is a fictional character and unicorns dont exist >;c
can i be a clock :o

no because you have no hands to tell the time
can i be a sheep

no since you would be shaved to be naked e.o

can i be a dinosaur? c:

(mah fluff T.T)
NO BECUZ DINOS R EXTINCT >:D
can i be a duck :3

Smoofey a dit :

(mah fluff T.T)
NO BECUZ DINOS R EXTINCT >:D
can i be a duck :3

no since im one already ·<·

can i be a cat so i can eat smoof? :3

no becuz i took out ur teeth and whiskers.

can i be a bee o.o

no cuz you deserve to be the queen bee ;3

can i be a king? :D

aw ;3

hmm no bcuz i took ur crown :D

can i be a deer!

no since somone would hunt you or run you over :c

can i be a Thylacine :3 or tasmanian tiger

no bcuz they're still extinct and they havent found evidence of it still living yet :3

can i be a fish

No a bear already ate you.

Can I be a real boy?

Nope, you're too cute.

Can i be a world champion at farting?

no because you have no butt

can i be nyan cat?

No, because you have no rainbows in your butt.

Can i be a world champion at noobness?

Yes sure why not

CAN I BE EATING YOUR FOOD

If you gimme ur food, then yesh! :D

Can i be friends with you? :P

no because im a sofa

Can i be a chair?

Yes but I will sit on you

Can I be a leek.

No, leeks can't type on a computer to answer a foum thread.

Can I be a kiiten?

Yes but i will pretend you can fly.

Can i be pusheen?