Too bad, I'm just chaotic, so no calmness.

Hey bro! Get me a tall glass of orange juice *0*

No

Hey man get me a chocolate bar

*brings chocolate bar*

Hey cutie! Get me a fanfiction!

I ALREADY HAVE YOU IGNORANT FOOL >:U

Hey slave! Get me a bunch of seaweed!

Not your slave :C so NO

Hey Sweety can I have a knife?

Ok here *gives knife*

Hey person get me a new laptop

Go buy it yourself!

Hey dude! Get me a microphone!

Give you a Mike instead c: *Give Mike*
Hey little one! Get me a Bed. ZzZzZzZ

Fine. *slams bed onto you*
Hey whoever'sevenlookingatthis! Get me a Java update.

I don't like java and my name isn't Seven, so NO.

Hey cool amazing mousey can u get me 2 gummy bears ?

I can give you a whole pack!
Give me some earpuds

Immagetcheez a dit :

I can give you a whole pack!
Give me some earpuds

Ok....

Hey cool person can i have some coffee please? :)

>Earpuds oops lol

And nope I'm all out of coffee

May I have an eagle as a pet

no eagles eat mice and you sir are a mouse.

hey friend can you get me some chocolate?

I'm not your freind, and I don't have any money to waste on chocolate for you.

Hey there, get me a duck farm!

Of course *QUACK QUACK QUACK*

Hey hobo, GET ME A CREME BRULEE!!!

I'm not a hobo -.- But here *throws creme brulee*

Hey shammy! Get me transformation powers!

No i wont, give you those powers, you might anvil me with them!

Oi Slaves 20 of you go and fight that evil dog!

No im gonna tame it and make it calm down with my kitty fists :D HEY CINIMON ROOL GET ME A REAL 1!

kk *gives*

Hey friend! Get me a milkshake!