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pass, there's no thing for me to answer

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OH NO! dis bro
right here -->
is in your backyard! What will we do? EVEN WORSE! HE SHOOTS BANANAS OUT OF HIS NOSE EVEN FOR A WEAPON!!!

Keep the bananas and run away!

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Oh no! You've run out of space! What will you do?

meaning like
on my phone?? computer?? irl?? well if it's the third choice id obv have to murder a few ppl to make precious space
overpopulation is a serious issue kids

oh no! your friends and enemies have switched roles
what do

i must use my closeness to the enemy to my advantage. it will be hard hiding the bodies without help. i have trained for this.

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oh no! you are slowly becoming more and more pixelated, and shrinking! what will you do?

once i become a single pixel i will take over the internet and remain unseen by the unsuspecting eyes of my future victims

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oh no! you're made of cheese! the mice are already after you, what do?

flush it and buy a new golden toilet
Oh No! everyone who made cartoons have come to our human world like gumball and darwin what will you do?

Let them be.

Oh no, your entire family was killed and your legs dismembered. What do you do?!

well not like i can crawl to the nearest hospital in time so bleed out and die i guess

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oh no, all of your hair fell out! what do you do??

i will hide forever

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oh no, all your friends hate you, what do you do now?

slowly melt into oblivion.

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oh no, your house is turned into gingerbread! what do you do?

Eat it of curse >o _ O<

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Oh nuuuuuuu, my toilet is full of burgers what do i foo???? :(

take 'em out

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oh no, my friend got killed, what do i do now

RUN
Oh no, my raccoon ate my meal! What do I do now??

cook it and eat it

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oh no your in jail what will you do?

stay there ugh

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Oh no, your friend died, what will you do now?