I donut understand puns

Sea what I found,gooys!

I OCEAN your face if you stop.

shore..... Lemme sea you do that.

We never Tojo all that it was going to get this big

come at me GROW! i'll give you a SIZEure if you make ONE MORE PUN!

Well then, I'll just Lenin and make this last one

I will be Putin more punchlines into my puns.

i dont know what you're Tolkien about

feeling so ice-solated

I can't help but make this pun right Mao

Oh, youre such a catch //>-<\\

Sue thing,belles!

Today, during music class, this happened-


Abdallah (my friend): Oh you got a red guitar pick? I got a blue one...can we trade?

Me: Sure, but first...

Abdallah: ?

Me: I guess you can say..that this one would of been YOUR FIRST PICK!

So then the room got dead silent,everyone looked at me like i was insane and Abdallah yelled "NO. NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN.."
And this girl Ayya, was all like "JAE, YOUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY!"
So then-


me: They aren't "PUNNY"!

Ayya: JAE, NO! YOU'VE SCARRED SO MAY PEOPLE WITH YOUR PUNS, THEY JUST-

Me: Have i GUITARRED you for life? *pokes her guitar*

Ayya: OHMYGOD DX


((I regret nothing XD))

Camembert and myself regrate nothing from this yad.

What the SHELL are you talking about?

I'm talking about music class, i SINK!

Oh deer.
This is embarrassing.
Sorry OP, but these puns are low koality.
This is catastrophic, honestly.
I couldn't help but comment, however, it was an unbearable sense.
Man, I'm so board. I wish some fun wood come to this thread.
Lets taco' 'bout something else, shall we?
Orange you glad to see me here? No? Okay.
This thread is not seally at all.
I don't get how anyone would find this humerus.
I should just get otter here.
Let me paws for a moment.

Well, cat's fine.

Pufflebabyz a dit :

Oh deer.
This is embarrassing.
Sorry OP, but these puns are low koality.
This is catastrophic, honestly.
I couldn't help but comment, however, it was an unbearable sense.

Don't be so GREEN to us!

//is not sorry//