Let them be so I can be elected as president!

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Queen/King, a knight betrayed us and planned to destroy our castle!

Pft, We have other solders that can slay him!



Q/k King George the third has died!

*muffles real king George the third's screams* OH GOD THATS TERRIBLE! THE OTHER KING IS DEAD!?!??!

King/Queen, Where is the roof?

Around you.



King and Queen the reslutions began! Oh

That's fine; nobody's going to keep them anyway.

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King/Queen, help! We're all pixelizing! Our mushy organs are turning into cubes! Whatever shall we do?
Your royal beard is looking wonderfully blocky today, I must say.

thanks i didnt realize! cool im 8 bit, no- AHHHH I CANT SEE!!! MY NOSE AND EARS ARE GONE!! AAA mmmmmm!!!!!!

King/queen, Why is the kingdom still flooded with marshmellers

'cause I didn't let the servant fellers eat 'em all.
tonight we dine on marshmeller!

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King/Queen, where are your royal pants?

*secretly is playing with self while watching penthouse*
LEAVE NOW OR OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

King/Queen, Why is your neck partially decapitated?

Your dog attacked me

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King/Queen, where is your pet lion?

I let him play in the town square! /screams in the distance

Q/K, we're out of cinnamon rolls!

i don't care!!

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K/Q, where is your crown?

Up one of the scribe's rear ends,they disobeyed me

Q/K, giant spoons are attacking your subjects!

well, i don't mind, i'll just watch 'em attacking them

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K/Q, your dog has been killed!

well... shit.

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King/Queen, dozens of short aliens are eating the townsfolk's homework!

Get the smart ones and force them to do the homeworks or they are dead along with their family.

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King/Queen, I went genocide!

ok

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King/Queen, The cows are being stolen by Donald J. Trump's minions!

Who cares

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Q/K, your pet died

again?

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Queen/King, why are you naked?

Queen- N-n-nothing!
King- GAURDS!! ATTACK THEM!

Queen/King what is under your bed?

Nothing

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Q/K, there's a killer in the palace!