One day my friend told me this,

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your an angel.

AND IT WAS A BOY!!!!!!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Kaisly a dit :

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I heard that today when I was watching a video with my friend OUO

But my "cheesiest pick-up line" is wat Kaisly said :p

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"You had me at 'Hello World.'"

And finally, the worst of them all,
"Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type."

"Are you Joan of Arc?
Cuz I'd love to burn you at the stake~"

<3

"Girl, are you religous? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers."

If you were my homework id slam you on the table and do you all night long
are you from the ghetto cause im about to ghetto hold of dat ass
are you from afghanistan cause im guna bahgdad ass up
guys are like rubix cubes the more you play with them the harder they get

Cheesehogga a dit :

If you were my homework id slam you on the table and do you all night long
are you from the ghetto cause im about to ghetto hold of dat ass
are you from afghanistan cause im guna bahgdad ass up

can you even get girls with those pickup lines

if you were a booger id pick you first

i put the std in stud and all i need is u

im dying of laughter from all your guys' posts

hello, im an astrounaut and today my mission is to explore uranus

whats on the menu

me n u
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carry a bunch of limes, drop them in front of your crush, keep dropping them as they help you gather them and say

sorry im not good at pickup limes

Pinksrainbow a dit :

hello, im an astrounaut and today my mission is to explore uranus

OMFG

hey girl are you a yomama joke because i'm so sick of hearing you

"I ain't Fred Flintstone, babe, but I can make your bed rock."

"Is your mum beautiful, cause i can see something in the chest."

Im a girl but seriously its a sexual line, I hate it. I wanna stamp it. I wanna kill it, I wanna punch it, I wanna kick it.

''wow you can math nice
lets multiply''

"if i were a fly i would land on you first

because you're the crap"

Pinksrainbow a dit :

hello, im an astrounaut and today my mission is to explore uranus

perfect

"is your name wi-fi? cause I'm really feeling a connection"

An Irish guy did this to my mum in a local pub:

I can pick up an'old bag of fertilizer with one hand !
(with the accent...)