But you got gamma ray'd before you wished it.

I wish for a tank

^ spam so I'll work with the previous wish.

Wish granted, but... well let'sjust say standing in front of it wasn't the best idea. *all thats left is a pancake Delatex and tred tracks*

I wish for a hamster wheel :'D

Wish granted...except YOU turn into the hamster wheel :D

I wish for money to fall from the sky :S

Wish Grant, but the hamster wheel is made of tin foil and crumples when you put your hamster in it. Your hamster gets lost.

I wish for a talking cat >:|

Wish granted, but you get caught in a large jet turbine. o.o... ow.

I wish to never smile :D

Wish Granted, I take a sledgehammer and break off your jaw and all of your teeth.

I wish for an extension cord!

Wish granted, but it doesn't work

I wish i had a rainbow colored eggplant

(wow you really didn't do well on the first part, bruh)

Wish Granted, but the eggplant soon grows larger than you expected and destroys your house and kills most of your family.

I wish for a handful of gummy worms :D

Wish granted, but a gummy bird flies down and takes them :D
I wish for pie ouo

Wish granted, but hten you were sucked into the nothingness. And virtuallybecame nothing in itself. :D

I wish.... for people to ake a pack with me :'D

Wish granted, but it impales you with its horn. ;n;

I wish for a hypogrif <3

ahahaha XD

Wish granted, but the half eagle half horse create slashed your torso open o_o

I wish he was friendly :D

Wish granted but uNeed to be too X3
I wish i was a kitten in real

Wish granted, but you have no momma D:

I wish he had a momma D:<

Wish granted but his momma sat on you

I wish for Cloud to be next to me right now