Im not your friend , but..*splashes milkshake in your face*


Hey you random guy cooking youself!Get me a fried chicken!

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Okay.

Hey epic person! Get me a cool song! xD

Okee dokee :) Thx for calling me epic! (gives mmm mmm ya ya by Pitbull AND ALL DAY I WAS SINGING!) Hey awesomely epic person! Lets get a pet husky!

Discord is awesomely epic? c:
Let's get dat pet husky.



You're welcome :p
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Hey brother! Get me an endless road to be discovered!

Okay Discord!(Gets endless road)

HEY ASH!GET ME A PIKACHU!

Hey Anna! Get me a pair of gloves! (Frozen)

No get them you're self..

Hey cookie
give me a minecrat account

No get it yourself, and im not cookie!

SLAVE!, GET ME £99999,9999999,99999!!!!!!!! OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!! XD

*Hands a large stack of paper that has a tracker in it so the police can arrest you*
Hey you, no, you, YOU! go and post something under me!

-posts something under you-
Hey person. Get me a cookie please ;-;

k -gives one-

hey, you. could ya' get me a dj?

YEA!!! *brings dj and it's table to your bedroom* enjoy :)

Hey husky friend! Could you give me a baby wolf? >:3

ok! *gets a baby wolf*

Hey qt! Get me some cheese!

NO! NO CHEESE FO U!


Hey maid/butler! Get me a drink!

IM NOT YOUR MAID

hey,cat!GET me a chocolate milk pleas

But chocolate is poisonous to me...

HEY, YOU! Get me a sandwich, and no leaving the kitchen!

... Sure. *smirks* *makes sandwich with lethal toxic ingredients*


Hey, filthy low-class peasant! Get me a delicious piece of your soul so I can suck it out and leave your lifeless body to the crows and vultures as you slowly decompose into the very earth whence you came from.

NO ONE CALLS ME A PEASANT D:<

Hey, Mr T! Get me some nuts.

Uh, NO, no no no chance!

Hey Robot, Get me a DEATH LASER! Btw - I will let u live if u gimme it!

-is about to hand you death lazer then shoots you in the head with it- I AM NO ROBOT, BUCKAROO

Hey friend! Give me a hug? please? :D