0.5/10 for effort.

I was going to look for my watch, but I could never find the time for it.

00000/10

So is it just me or is the truth that black bears and polar bears make out then they make panda bears'? Or is it just me

7.5/10

---

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

8/10 think I heard that joke before....somewhere..

---

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

3.5/10

---

“I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”: One Woman’s Harrowing Misunderstanding of How Haircuts Work
oh god 39 more messages

2/10
Goose equals geese so moose equals mess which means mouse equals moose

o.o/10

---

I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone

7/10

---

whats did the pirate say when he turned 80

7.5/10

---

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE 1000/100

tina's life

0/10

---

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

0/10??? im


my life

0/10

---

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

4/10

What do you do with a chemist when they die? You barium.

9.5/10

---

What do you get when you cross-breed a cow and a shark?

I don’t know, but I wouldn't enjoy milking it.

7/10
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts to.

5.5/10

---

What is the key difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs