kill the killer :)

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Queen/King, it's 04:00 AM!

Whatever, just make sure they don't wake up at 3:00 AM

/:

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Queen/King, somebody murdered you in your sleep!

Whatever, just make sure they don't have to be captured by the Ghostbusters

Hmmmm, is there something else you wanted to say?

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Queen/King, may you spam with me on Discord, to annoy my friends?

you have none. jkjk, i will.

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queen/king, you have suddenly lost motivation!

"Agh, I should just die."

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Queen/King, I failed on my math homework!

can't help, i'd get you a -1% if i did it for you.

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k/q, one of your servants is starting a rebellion!

Then kill him

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Queen/king, I hate fortnite

*highfive*

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Queen/King, you smell like garbage!

"Wow, thank's a lot....I don't really care."

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Queen/King, your family members are trying to kill you!

Kill them as well then.

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Ueen/king, one of the letters of my keyboard broke. Can you guess witch one broke?

command so you can't command your slaves anymore lolol

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queen/king, you're fired!

You can't fire me, you're my servant

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Queen/King, the village is on fire!

muahahahahah! let's escape together!

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queen/king, you forgot to set your alarm!

its fine science exists

queen/king, EXERISEEEE! GET OFF YOUR THONE AND LIVEEEEE!

But I'm lazyyyyyyyyy

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Queen/King, you forgot about my birthday!

Oh, I'm sorry. *Gives gold to Argilita* Happy Late Birthday!

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Queen/King, my friend has made terrible self insert original characters!

dESTROY THEM.

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queen/king, your breath stinks!

Okay. I just won't open my mouth then.

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Queen/King, I don't know what to do as my once-innocent friend is now saying things like "I feel like I should kill myself", and she keeps sending weird, disturbing things to another friend!