Well it's what you ordered, to bad.

Waiter, there seems to be Colbert in my soup

Oh dear.

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WAITER, THERE'S A TRUMPET IN MY SOUP

^^^ that's dangerous

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blow it away

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waiter, there are brains in my soup

Well it's part of our recipe. Just put some soy sauce on it.

Waiter there is a fly- wait no, a butterfly in my soup. It looks like it's taking a dump...

Oh, you know, extra protein!

Waiter, there's a Justin bieber doll in my soup D:

You shouldn't eat this soup anymore -.-
Waiter there is a pink moustache in my soup!

Umm, I dont work here

Waiter there's a Will Smith in my soup!

i tought you liked people with IQs over 160?


WAITER, THERE ARE CAPS IN MY SOUP!!!

Capitals of the alphabet ! Whoops my bad i made the wrong soup :)

Waiter, there's a Mouse in my soup :(

i tought they were cute

Waiter, there's a in my soup!

Wow, a is a rare species didn't you know that? you ordered an a soup, it might cost 213313919$ and 5000$ more for the complain. :]

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W4iter th3r3 is $w3g 1n my s0up B)

ill eat the soup for you :-]

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Waiter, there is a fetus in my soup!

Fetus?
Idiot,Why don't you blow it away?

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Waiter , there is a in my soup!

Eat it.

Waiter... THERE IS A big pile of poo in my soup

Oh sorry, that was the flyman's soup, let me get you your soup

Waiter, there is a Bill Gates in my soup!!!

Oh well

Waiter I have a waffle in my soup

TOO BAD

WAITER THERE ARE ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

Hmm, I gotta make that some time.

WAITER THERE IS A BOWL OF SOUP IN MY FLY

.yadot sgub fo tuo er'ew ,yrroS



WAITER!!!!!!! THERES SOMETHING IN MY SOUP!!!!!

you said you wanted something in your soup



waiter there is a horse in soup o.o''