Because you are not a God

Why can't I eat my cookies? :(

Because I stole them ;3

Why can't I eat that watermelon

Because it's mine.

Why can't I eat this pear?

Because Bobby wanted it

Why cant I eat that chicken?

Because i already ate it ;3

Why cant i eat bubblegum?

Because You be A Bubble

why Cant I eat cheese

Because you didnt bring it into the mousehole first .

Why cant i eat books?

cuz u'll be too brainy

Why cant i eat tfm?

Beacus then I'll die.

Why can't i eat Mlp?

Becuase I'm a brony :D!ME NO LETZ YOU EAT FLUTTERSHY!

Why can't I eat purple paint?

Because it's not food.

Why I can't eat cheese?

Because you're a cat not a mouse.

Why can't I eat soup?

cause the soup has evil green beans in it

why cant i eat u

Because I have too many bones, not enought flesh, jeez im justa mouse!

Why can't I eat the shaman?

YOU CAN GO AHEAD :D

I broke it. XD


Why cant I eat a kidney??? D:>

Because the kidney would be infected and you will get food poisoning and vomit all over me! D:<

Why can't I eat a drink?

Because a drink is not food.


Why can't I eat my keyboard?

cause it will shock u

why cant i eat a fangirl

because the other fangirls will eat YOU

why cant i eat my calandar

Because its on a date. *ba dum tss.*

why can't i eat Tig?