How am I supposed to go anywhere now?

Derp! I ate your magical nyan cat!

Oh no! my magical nayan cat!

derp i ate ur computor

No u didn't

DERP! i ate your BACON >:D

Hehehheeh.I don't like bacon.

Derp!I ate every picture you had!

That's cool, I hate pictures (the ones with real people in it)

Derp! I ate everything you have except your computer!

*Buys everything back like a boss*

Derp! I ate your foot!

No u didn't :P

DERP! i ate your Steak >:D

Screw this, im vegetarian.

DERP! I ate your cheese, fraises and saves!

welp i ate your soul

Derp... I ate your nipples... don't question me O.o

Osha-what.

DerpY! i ate your muffin!

Derp! I ate your life and presence, crushed your hopess and regretts... But I really just want my muffin bak >:c

I'm sorry but i already ate it...

Derp! i ate your candy!

I don't like candy anyways

Derp! I ate your money, credit card, and everything you have that is money.

Whale... TO DE BANKZ!

DERPZ! i ate Yo Face.. Yo Welcomez

*muffling and grabs face from your stomach and puts back on*
*slaps*

Derp!I ate your meep!

-Stabs with a knife made of dry ice-

DERP! I ATE YOUR SOUL!

Why would you do that? ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Derp, I turned you into a vampire.

Thats not even an eat.

Derp, i ate your pie.

Oh NO. My pie.

Derp, I cut your vains. C:

*checks* hmm... nope... evidence : I can still type

Derp, I ate your EVERYTHING!! EVERYTHING THAT U OWN INCLUDING YOU AND YOU CANT ESCAPE ME