You should go on a diet then
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doctor! doctor! i'm feeling very dizzy

sounds like a personal issue.

i see demons, doctor.

we'll have to do an exorcism
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doctor, i am doing nightmares lately

Don't do anything about it and they'll stay there, causing you pain and suffering.

Doctor, doctor, I've lost my eleventh toe!

Easy, here! - Cuts off your tenth toe - Now you'll be at an even number!

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Doctor! Doctor! I'm dead.

F I R E D

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"how am i supposed to do my job u bag of expired milk, i guess ill kill you again"

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Doctor, Doctor! I just ate a pound of hay and I think I'm suffocating!

drink some water

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doctor! doctor! i'm getting fat, what shall i do?