me!(take it!)

i have a zekrom lv1234567890987654321234567890-098765432111112345678909887654321234569999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999900000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
but can't understand pokemon languge

yes

snivy take it? i know i would

Okay -snaps-
A Mudkip that can`t use ground moves
Take it?

Leave it. I offer you a level 100 Arceus, but I can only learn splash.

Leave it.


I offer you An Oshawott,But when you touch it you turn into an Oshawott. (That resembles you,That still can speak in human language,Also.)

AWESOME!!! take it.
I offer a lvl 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Terrakion but it only knows the move retailate and has only 1 health.

leave it

i offer you a level -999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Metagross with -3.14159 (pi c:) max. health. :D

leave it

i offer a lvl 999 giratina but it can only do ember

Leave it.


I offer a lvl 99 Mewtwo but it can only do tackle

Keep it!

I give you a fossil for a really cool pokemon but a place to get the pokemon is miles off!

Take it

I offer a level 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111199999999999999999999999994302956475814968325328976328746328497324673829467629386 mew but it only knows protect and has 1 max hp

I will give you a level 1 Mewtwo with 1 hp but a move that destroys all pokemon in 1 move, it can be used 5 times!

take it(gotta catch em all!)

I offer a lvl 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
mewtwo but it only knows its weakest move and has 1 hp

Leave it.
I offer you Mew who has lvl Infinitey but can't understand anything. :D

Nuu! Leave it.

I offor you a level 1 wurmple with blizzard, ice fang, fire fand and thunderpunch

Take it! (I can always train it)

I offer you a lvl 473 glitched Magnemite, but it's level goes back to lvl 47 if you try to use a status move or get affected by one.

i offer you a level 100 resheram but it can't fly and only has 10 health

Leave it

I offer you a level 1000000000000000000000000000000 pikachu but it only knows thunder

Take it

I offer you a level 100000 Magikarp that can evolve at level 10000001, but after it evolves can only learn splash.

Leave it.

I offer you a lv.1 Glitch that can learn anything. But the only problem is that it has 10 speed.