I try to befriend it....
A baby ocelot smells your meat, and the mother ocelot is mad and attacks you. What do you do?

MOVE B**CH GET OUT DA WAY! -slaps da mother-

u wake up after acidently going to bed with headphones on and they are wrapped around your neck so you gasp for air really dramaticly OOOH! AAHHH! -wease- EEEEEHH!!!!!!!!! -dead-

LOL God revives me and unwrap's teh cordz (Plus its near death experience not death experience) ;D

You get out of the restraunt you were at dinner for and fing a bunch of messed-up aliens at the exit. They have freee rays and they're all pointed at you.

Lol nope. *pokes myself then teleports*

You have a bomb that is going off in 1.20 seconds

When your playing A game, And rage when you lose, Saying "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Then, While you don't know, The robber who's gonna steal your house, Grabs his gun (Pistol), Puts it in your mouth and shoots you.

Find out the bullet is food and eat it.

You're making a fishtail rainbow loom bracelet with your fingers. Your fingers are turning purple and suddenly you have to be taken to a hospitl to cut them off ;(

luckly, the operation worked and you get a robotic finger.

you're falling into a black hole to the distortion world!

Magical powers use teleportation to get out of the area before reaching destortion world.

You are about to be stung by a wasp the size of a T-rex. Repeatedly.

Run like hell until the wasp gets tired then when its asleep, STAB IT!!!!!

The firebenders take over the world and will torture you until you slowy die

BUT THEN HOW ABOUT PUTTING OUT THE FIRE WITH WATERBENDERS? XD

Dip your head into a puddle of acid water.

Fly to heaven slowy and tell everyone the dumb story of how u died :D

Earthbenders trap you underearth and you cant find any way to get out, theres n food and no water

Doesn't matter 'cause i'm god

You turn into a zombie

Walking around and eating brains.



You got hit really hard by car

then i die trying hard

You got raped

If by Justin Bieber I kill myself

You got hit by a meoter. (I know I spelt it wrong)

i just stay where i am hoping it wont hit me :P

you got shoop da whooped

Give up
A KILLER IS RIGHT BEHIND U

I face him to death

YOU ARE FALLING OFF AN AIRPLANE

I decide to play my last hide and seek game in the falling plane.

You die of heartattack

if ure playing ring-a-round-a-rousie thing

in a volcano

your friend pushes u offff...