But zombies came in and infected your water :D

I wish for a bookmark.

You get a haunted bookmark ._.
I wish for a potato :3

wish granted, ur potato is in china, u can go get it
i wish for a lambourguini

Granted, but it's not Italian.

I wish for a water shotgun.

Granted, but you accidentally shoot Fluttershy with it and she runs away crying :c
I wish for carrot cake :3

Wish Granted, but it's poisioned.
I wish for Macaroons :c..

Jhnaln a dit :

Granted, but you accidentally shoot Fluttershy with it and she runs away crying :c
I wish for carrot cake :3

But I'm Fluttershy...

Whatever, wish granted, but the macaroons don't have cheese on em

I wish for a pizza.

There not suppose to have cheese *Faceplant*
Wish Granted
But the toppings are full of things you hate. xD
I wish for a hug from Slendy :D

Granted but he kills you afterwards :D
I wish to die :3

Wish granted, you die from a heart attack, but I call the ambulance and they take you to the hospital on time to save you.

I wish for a real gun.

Wish granted,but a rock got jammed in the gun so it wont fire anymore.

I wish for a laptop

Wish granted but the laptop malfuctioned and has a virus.
I wish for a stuff animal :c

Wish Granted but you get an stuffed animal of me (not sure if thats bad or not)

I wish for red colored contact lenses

Wish granted but over time they turn pink :p

I wish I had the Season 1 of Regular Show DVD

Fluttershy Ftw :'D
Wish Granted, but the contacts lenses shoot lazer beams, and corrupt your vision :')
I wish for a smoothie.

wish granted, ur smoothie is donne, but tastes like sand
i wish for a samurai sword like in bleach *.*

Wish granted... but it was plastic (sad 4 u)
i wish i was in kindergarten again

wish granted, you are kindergarden s garbademan
i wish for a change to hit justin bieber in the face

wish granted but it was a dummy beiber
i wish no one corrupts my wish

Oh i'm gonna corrupt your next wish~

I wish i had 1000 over cheese and fraises *-*