No......-smacks- YOU MAKE D IN MATH YOU BRING DISHONER!


Mummy, can I give you 13764732643248364575865375681 dollerzzzz?

Yes, OFC sweetie, we'll have budder for the rest of our lives C;

Mummy/Daddy, can I kidnap those lion cubs?? *gives puppy eyes*

No u might hurt them =3=
MOMMUY/DADDY CAN I POOP IN THE TOLLEIT

Yes, darling, but only if you poop in the toilet bowl, wipe your buttocks afterwards, and close the door before pooping.

MOMMY CAN I BE A PRINCESS?

No, princess are silly and arrogant

MOMMY MAY I HEV SAX WITH A GROWN MAN? xD

Only if he has had his Rabies shots XD

Mommy may I have another cookie? *pulls out revovler*

Yes You can have as many cookies you want

Mummy may i cook my foot?

Sure, I bet you will be delicious!

Mummy may I fly away to wonderland (wut? XD)

It's in a hole, go where me and your father married and you'll see it just a few inches away.
Mummy may I flip off Miley Cyrus?

YES.


Mama may I eat this drink? *holds up poison drink* I don't know what poison is, but it sounds YUMMY! :)

No.


Mom, May i eat my homework? :D

no honey, give it to the dog

mummy may i shoplift some kittens

of course....NOT


mummy may i kill this dragon full of candy?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mommy, may I listen to

The Cure - Maybe Someday
please?

okay.

mummy, may i have a unitato?

No.

Mummeh may I kill you?

Yeah when YOU die
Mummy may I draw animals on the walls?

If your dad is incluided then yes

Mommy may I crap on you?

WTF no...


mummy may i draw a derp face on u