NOOOOO#

Mummy may i eat all the food we have?

Not until the dog makes you eat his poop :)
Mummy may I murderer dad my sister AND you?

No! Ill do that.

Mummy may be a millioner and don't give you anything? >:3

Yes but then I will murder you and take your money.

Mummy may I go to school?

Yes.
Mommy/Daddy, can i sell our house c:

crazysushie i did give back i said YES IM SO PROD OF U


also puga..NO...Unless ure getting married >:3

^ Why chu spell my name? ._.

Mummy, may I shoot someone with a gun?

Yes dear just dont get blood on the carpet


Mummy may I eat daddy

No unless you do it outside.

Mummy may i bring the dead to life to eat ur brain?

Sure, but make sure they wipe their feet before entering the house

Mummy may I fart

Yes. BUT NOT IN THE CAR! >:(

Mummeh may i jump off the cliff while im beliving i can fly? :D

Sure after dieing send meh an mail

Dad can i go to the roller coaster which will break when i will be in it ?

Ya ur too fat to like go on the rolleh coosta


Mum can I kill Uditya?

Sure I don't give any f*cks. C:

Mummy, May I not go to school forever?

no honey because if i let you not go ill be called a bad mother

mommy may i eat other people

Stop asking stupid questions daughter! Go into your room now and learn asking questions that make some SENSE! D:<

Mummy may I stay 5 more mins b4 I go to bed? Pweaseee

NO, IM FED UP WITH YOU KITTY

Mummy may I Hug myself?

no the only person here who gets hugs is me

Mummy may I take over the world?

no honey you got an F in science,no ruler of the world will have bad grades!

mummy may i kill myself

of course sweetie! That way I don't need to spend so much money on your stupid stuff xD

Mummy may I slaughter a chicken?