I die And while im falling i say
"Lets sing dumb ways to die!"

*I haunt her*
1 year later

Me: Dumb ways to die, You can smack yourself with a knife
Man: *Smacks selfwith a knife*
Friend: OMG
Me: You could jump off a clift
Person: Adious! *Jumps off clift*
Friend: WTFFFF
Me: Maybe you could try
Friend: EHHH

Me: A dumb way to die is purposefully runn into a guy holding a nife until you die.
Some dude I don't know: Does what I just said.
Me: OMFG! *die*

A dumb way to die is going to school.

Stabbing yourself with scissors.

Swatting my hand

use your private parts as piranha bait x3

Sing: "DUMB WAYS TO DI-I-IE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE.."

Say hi to a wolf

Say the Word "school"

Hug it, kiss it, lay down with it, be one with it! For, being a furry, I love wolves!
Forcefully send Skullbasicx to school

Skullbacsix was expelled because of killing the teacher with scissors and a stapler.

Potato.

I just simply cooked it and ate it.

You are stuck under a twig.

I impale my arm and replace it with a hook.

Forgetting to turn off the christmas tree when leaving living room and faulty wiring sparks light the living room down.

im an imortal vampire

you saw a train coming at full speed but still WALKED casualy right infront of it.

I can grow and shrink to my will now, and shrunk under the train

You are about to be cannibalised by men with flame-throwers

//Casually walks into the water and comes back with a shark. Throws it at the men.//

You're about to be eaten by a bear you were poking with a stick

I poke their eyes out >:3

Poke a chibi furry Foxy but then it turns into a bloody muzzled - GF with blood coming from his soulless, eyes, if he had any.

Keep it

Going to school

school is better than being eaten by titans

attacked by a ferocious chiwawa

For some reason you have a piece of chicken on you so you throw it n stuff so YAY

Attacked by vicious fanboys/girls

throw my autograph away and while destracted i run away

the chef was playing with knives by throwing them into the board but one of them flies away and is about to stab you as you were passing by

Duck, trying to pick up the little spilled glass of water on the floor.


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A bully shoves you off the plane!! What do you do???