wish granted, but the cheese and fraises(strawberries) were real and all rotten out
i wish i had a new keyboard

Wish Granted, But It's a special Russian language keyboard and you can't understand it.

I Wish all junk foods i ate were healthy

wish granted but u never got to ate one

You didn't post a wish .__."

I wish i was a unicorn lol...

Wish granted but your charlie the unicorn so pink and blue unicorns steal your kidney and other body parts for a snowman they are making underwater.

I wish i was Dovahkhiin

Wish granted, but you got killed after 30 seconds of being one.

I wish i could have some COFFEE and mint icecream. <3

Wish granted, But now you gona be my slave forever ]:D

I wish I could get «Sonic the mouse» title someday :3

Granted, but that day is when u die
i wish for popcorn

Granted, but nature called, and popcorn got strange yellow liqued :P

I wish I could not wish :D

Granted, but someone wished u could wish again :P
i wish i had bacon

Granted, but I ate it XD
I wish my T.V worked...

wish granted, it works but i stole it
i wish i had 3 wishes

Wish granted, then someone stole them
I wish my kitten didn't get raped

Wish granted, then my avatar rapes you instead.

I wish for a shield made of DVD discs :x

Granted but its made out of all the DVDs you love


I wish for a peaceful life for only 5 seconds

Wish granted but only 1 second srry

i wish i watched season 9 or 10 of Futurama

Wish granted, but you forgot them when you woke up the next day.

I wish my name was Tom Dooley.

...BUT YOU DIED AND WENT TO YOUR NEXT LIFE!

i wish for some burgers

wish granted... but i ate them

i wish that my avatar could move

done,but then the cheese and mouse dissapeared!

i wish that no one will copy this done by me ^^

^----^ Was about to give you all cookies...
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^----^ But i thought....,'THE COOKIES ARE MINE AND I WANNA EAT THEM ALL!!!'
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^----^ Then i thought...,'Sharing is caring.'
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^----^ But then i thought,'ITS MINE.'
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^----^So i ate all of the cookies.Sorry! ^^
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