OMG DONT TELL ANYONE AND BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE

OMG I JUST SAW A FILLY RAINBOW DASH AND TOOL CARE OF IT NOW CELESTIA AND RAINBOWS FRIENDS R HERE TO TAKE HER AWAY IDK IF I CAN -CRYS-

THEN TURN INTO A FLYING PONY AND SAVE RAINBOW DASH
OH MY GOD I SEE A HACKER AND WE CANNOT BAN IT

REPORT TO ADMIN!

OH MY GOD!!! ENYAOCEAN LIKED MY POST ON TUMBLR!!! xD

Stop being too exited and get a life .-.

OH MY GOD I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS CUZ I JUST SAW THE SEXIEST GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO JUST HUGGED ME

Then ask her on a date
Omg my celings are crushed WHAT DOODOO I DOO DOO!!??!?

Let them be like that.

OH MY GOD!!!! I JUST JUMPED OFF THE BALCONY AND BROKE MY NOSE!! ;;

first, dont be so dumb to jump off balcony XD
second, go to a dctor


OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDD I GOTTA DO MY HOMEWORK DX

Do it no--tomorrow ^^

OH MY GOD!!!! THE CURE ARE PLAYING ON THE RADIO (Fav band)!!!!!!!

I DUNT CARE O.O TURN IT DOWWWNNNNNNN
OH MY GOD!!!! I HAVE RAINBOWS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!!!!!!!

(Comander) Shoot it down, (Fires rocket launcher at ufc (unidentified flying cat)
OMG IM SO CUTE!

OK THEN
OMG EVERYONE DIED BECAUSE COOKIES TOOK OVER THE WORLD AND EGYPTIANS CAME BACK TO LIFE

eat the cookies and kill egyptians


oh my god!! soething rly weird happened to meeee

Find a hypno in pokemon world to make you forget about it

Oh my god! I accidenly say 'Kiss Me' at my friend

Say "jk jk jk lolllzzz" and if u did heart emote accidently, "lol accident"
Oh my god! Someone stole my Jolly Ranchers!

Kill them and steal there money to but more!
OH MY GOD!!!MY BF IS DATING ANOTHER GIRL!

dump him
Oh my god! Im a person!

Turn into cake!
OH MY GOD!!! MY BFF HATES WARRIOR CATS!

Kill your bff!
OH MY GOD!I SEE A DRAGON!

Capture it so you'd be rich!

OH MY GOD! IT'S YAY DAY!!

Get all teh presents in the world!
OH MY GOD!I SAW SAM KILL MY MOM!(from sam &cat)