Original text:

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text. We've developed Bad Translator to show just how funny things can get. Enter any text in English then click "Translate!" to start. The program translates the text back and forth using FreeTranslation.com, TransPerfect, and Yandex, then displays the final English translation "

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Automatic translation is okay, the idea of the written Word, the language of the environment. But overall, this idea is not always so, and it's true; the translation is the literal translation of the word text, which often come to be an error, for example, if you're a little pudgy text. It's a terrible actress, just to show you that it's ridiculous, this is what I write in English, you need to click on the translation! Changes 案 support 翻 卻沒, research, 回 siyahkernel 之后 回 siyahkernel 之后 culture. FreeTranslation.com Yes, transperfect, yandex, and then displays the final English translation. "

Original text:

"Bush hid the facts"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯"

"[Newtnoot] WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS WEEABOO ASS CATS!"

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"[Newtnoot]WEEABOO ass WEEABOO WEEABOO Kosek Kosek Kosek Kosek Kosek WEEABOO WEEABOO WEEABOO zadnica zadnica zadnica zadnica zadnica WEEABOO WEEABOO Kosek Kosek Kosek Kosek Kosek WEEABOO WEEABOO WEEABOO zadnica zadnica zadnica zadnica zadnica WEEABOO WEEABOO Kosek Kosek Kosek Kosek Kosek WEEABOO WEEABOO ass!!!!!"

Original text:

"I love noodles"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'll have the money."

Original text:

"You know, I could really go for some pizza"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You know what I want to eat pizza "

And for coincidence...
To Portuguese: Você sabe o que eu quero comer pizza.
Back to English: You know what I want to eat pizza.

Original text:

" 20:13] [Mynerdyways] oH MY GOD
[20:13] [Mynerdyways] MY DOG IS MAKING SEXUAL MOANING SOUNDS
[20:13] [Firrenheart] Is she in heat?
[20:14] [Mynerdyways] No
[20:14] [Firrenheart] o.o
[20:14] [Mynerdyways] u h b u d d y u o k a y
[20:14] [Firrenheart] Are they loud?
[20:15] [Mynerdyways] yep
[20:15] [Firrenheart] Atleast my dogs are both male.
[20:16] [Firrenheart] and not one male and one female.
[20:16] [Mynerdyways] I only have one dog.
[20:16] [Mynerdyways] one dog.
[20:16] [Firrenheart] One moaning dog.
[20:16] [Mynerdyways] AND SHE IS HUMPING THE CHAIR LMAO OKAY
[20:16] [Mynerdyways] I'M CRYING REAL PEPE TEARS
[20:16] [Firrenheart] O.O
[20:17] [Firrenheart] I THINK SHE HAS ISSUES."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" 20:13][Mynerdyways. God.
[20:13][Mynerdyways]my dog, great moaning
[20:13][Firrenheart...sexy.
[20:14][Mynerdyways.
[20:14][Firrenheart situation. For more information
[20:14][Mynerdyways. John B (D, D), (E), (Y -
[20:14][Firrenheart]way?
[20:15][Mynerdyways].
[20:15][Firrenheart], at least for the dogs and people.
[20:16][Firrenheart...a man and a woman.
[20:16][Mynerdyways I'm just a dog.
[20:16][Mynerdyways.
[20:16][Firrenheart], call the dog.
[20:16][Mynerdyways]President APPROX.
[20:16][Mynerdyways]cry, don't cry, honey.
[20:16][Firrenheart. -.
[20:17][Firrenheart I think it's worth it."

Original text:

"Princesses are not very important to children nowadays."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"God is most important."

Well then

Original text:

"I'm going to see my grandmother's cousin."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I went to see my mother and my cousin."

Having fun on skype

[14:01:02] Sabusha: I want to translate the in game rules
[14:01:42] Sabusha:
Original text:

"In a perfect mouse/cheese world all players would be well-behaved and respectful of others, but who are we kidding—this is the internet! Transformice moderators will always do our very best to ensure that players have the best gaming experience."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Good mouse/cheese, players need to be obedient and to respect each other, but who are we kidding, this is the Internet! Transformice moderator should leave in all the time, to do everything possible to ensure players the best casino experience."

[14:01:50] Sabusha: so basically
[14:02:05] Sabusha: players need to be obedient but not really because it is the internet
[14:02:09] Sabusha: mods should leave
[14:02:14] Sabusha: so that the kids can gamble
[14:02:17] Sabusha : LOOL

Original text:

"Sabusha is the prettiest mouse in the world. She has an incredible talent in drawing mice and all sorts of cute creatures. She maintains the peace and justice in our Transformice community by moderating the forum."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"On the morning of the most beautiful of the mouse, you can use the mouse to sweet protection, social justice and the presentations of the forum are prohibited by law in the United States"

I was toying around with song lyrics and got something worth posting haha

Original text:

"We've been crying for a leader to speak like the old prophets The blood of the forgotten wasn't spilled without a purpose or was it?"

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Not\ \ \ \ don't cry, said the teacher, the Prophet, brother. I looked in the cab is not working, or not working at all, and no matter where, x', and what? "

There are so many things wrong with this haha

"You should not think bad of your brother. He is younger and does not understand everything."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You can see the error of their brothers. They do not understand. "
this sounds... erm..

Original text:

"That was when i ruled the world."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"That's when I fell. "

Original text:

"Open the door. Or. Or.. Just. Open it."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you want to open the door. I know that now."

Original text:

"plz unban me! i only haked, liek, 100 people!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Millions of dollars, euros, Euros, Euros I was a ghost.!!!!! 100 people have entered!"
I am done now.

This is hilarious.







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I tried to ''translate'' the game rules too.
I just can't.....

.Original text:

"Any form of hacking (aka 'cheating' by using a third party program to gain advantages) will NOT be tolerated and can result in a PERMANENT ban."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Any form of piracy (also known as trap, some other programs use) is not permitted, and may result in a permanent ban."

.Original text:

"The staff members are a beautiful persons and they are so hilarious sometimes. "

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The Staff are good people, and sometimes very funny. "

.Original text:

"Please do not create any maps that are inappropriate, offensive, or can cause other players to lag or crash. Most crash maps are considered accidental and are simply removed from the rotation; however, if it appears that you’ve created the map intentionally (e.g., a lava box with 20 anvils) it will be deleted and you may be banned."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This is the case, not an attack or accident, delay, or other players cards, please. Go have a look at the map they are just random and delete it again; but, of course, to make the map objectives (e.g., lava fields, 20 plates) will be deleted and will be deported."

.Original text:

"Do not share your account or your password with ANYONE, not even a moderator! Use a strong password that contains numbers and letters and change it frequently to lower your risk of a security breach. Write it down somewhere so you don’t forget it. Do not forget to register an email to your account. If someone guesses your password and you don’t have an email attached to it they will be able to register your account to THEIR email and change your password whenever they want. If someone is asking you for your password, contact a moderator immediately. If you think your account has already been compromised, please use the transformice contact form located at transformice.com/contact."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"To share with others, including the moderator, you have no account! Use a complex password with letters and numbers, and had to be changed frequently to minimize the risk of a security breach. Don't forget to write something. Your email address don't forget to comment. If someone has your password, and your e-mail address you registered your account linked e-mail, change password, forecasts user to display the desired time. If someone asks for Your password, please contact a moderator immediately. If you think Your account has been compromised, please contact us transformice.com/contact on the photo you want to use ."

"I like cake alot"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I want to eat cake. "

"Terrible translator is terrible"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It's even worse."

"Let it go, let it go, cant hold it back anymore"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"And no one can stop. "

SERIOUSLY IT SAID BEFORE "no one can stop him"
WHAT

Original text:

"Hi there,I'm Onny "

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hi, I want to work on Sunday. "
Nooooooo!