I was thinking.. then I gained weight.

WE, the jury, find the defendant gillty of terrible fish puns!

Some of these puns give me the Krills man...

Well, don't get crabby about it.

I don't like being a hermit.

Well, I just love herring all these puns

Cod, orange you glad you didn't say "frog".

Where is the kept-in of this sheep? (not in a good mood right now)

Eggcellent.

Good Cluck... i'm peckish for Eggs Benedict...

surely...eggstraordinary

Wow, I was not eggxpecting that.

that picture cracked me up

EGGS LET YOU HAVE PROTEIN IF YOU EAT THEM!

flowerworld a dit :

EGGS LET YOU HAVE PROTEIN IF YOU EAT THEM!

Spoiler

burp... eggscuse me.

i will punish you for burping

That looks eggstremely delicious !

smartiewolfs a dit :

i will punish you for burping

why? it means the food digested inside your stomach and your fucking feet are the only one that will get digested!

well get ready to Meat your maker when you see what I've planned for dinner