Long live the pun thread

#161

Lettuce see

#162

person A a dit :
What do bees eat for Thanksgiving?

person B says

#163

person A a dit :
What do bees eat for Thanksgiving?

i dont know,your stinging my brain

person A a dit :
what is the one thing you can eat drink and burn?

person B a dit :
Calories!!!

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#165

That moment when you think "What puns are left?"
Otter you thinking?! There's always more puns left

#166

You're kitten me light?

#167

How did I escape Iraq? Iran. :3

#168

That's very "Iranic". AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
I'll leave now. *walks to corner and cries*

#169

flowerworld a dit :
smartiewolfs a dit :

i will punish you for burping

why? it means the food digested inside your stomach and your fucking feet are the only one that will get digested!
hahahhaha smartiewolfs!
hahahhaha smartiewolfs!
hahahhaha smartiewolfs!

eggscuse me, that was really disrespecktful
but really, can you like not lmfao

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#171

a boy went to school , his teacher asked him to recite ABC
he said he did not know it
so he went home and asked his brother

brother a dit :
beat it kid

he boy got annoyed and went away
on his way he saw his sister watching television

sister a dit :
anna banana!!

he asked his aunt, she was cleaning out the chicken cage

aunt a dit :
stupid dirty cage full of poop

he again went past his sister watching television

sister a dit :
superman

the next morning he went to school
depressed that he still had not lernt ABC
all he remembered was what his family said
so as the teacher asked him ABC

boy a dit :
beat it kid

teacher a dit :
what?

boy a dit :
anna banana!

teacher a dit :
what do you think school is?

boy a dit :
stupid dirty cage full of poop!!

teacher a dit :
who do you think you are?

boy a dit :
Superman!!!

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#172

what the pug?

#173

I donnut know.

#174

Well Let's Sea!

#175

Norway! Are we sudanly doing country puns now?

#176

Maybe. Do you want me Sweden your tea for you?

#177

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

#178

The above post was humerus to say the least!

#179

Your puns are sansational

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#180

Go Dog up a Whole for me.

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