1/10 tbh

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Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

5/10
didnt understand it but i think it has some kind of sense

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what does whale shark say to another whale shark when he's too fast
"WHAITLE for me"
(if you dont understand it then ask me what it means)

7/10
dwarfs and midgets have very little in common
(sorry if this is already posted)

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f double posting

0/10 ^^ that joke was already quoted by someone else

Awesome4576 a dit :

Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

(u can see the original on page 2 in this thread)

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Roses are red

Nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down

body to body, skin to skin

when it's stiff, stick it in

it goes in dry, comes out wet

and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets

it comes out dripping and starts to sag

it's not what you think

it's a Lipton Tea Bag

Lunawashere a dit :

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f double posting

oh sorry, i will try to edit my post

??? 0/10


Son:Dad who is guests?
Dad:Stupid Cows
Son:What is couch?
Dad:Stupid Fruit


*guest comes*

Son:Hello Stupid Cows,please sit on Stupid Fruit!

3/10

They're finally making a film about clocks

ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME!

1/10

0/10 cuz there’s no joke


Me: Dad, I’m hungry
Dad: hi, hungry
Me: no dad, I’m serious
Dad: oh I thought u we’re hungry
Me: are you kidding me?
Dad: no, I’m dad
Me: FFFFUUUU

4/10 i saw that on asdfmovie

Person 1: oh great, we have an ox for dinner!
Person 2: it smells good!
Person 3: yeah, it's oxcellent.

I would have laughed if it was eggcellent/10

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Who's the oldest? The sun or the moon?
The moon because she can go out at night.