Guji's Diary of Procrastination

Today I have created a diary thread.

All should know I wouldn't have created this thread had my heart been so set on avoiding my homework as long as possible.

I wouldn't usually avoid my homework but today I have to redo a paragraph on my summer reading and I worked so hard on it. I can't just revise it because I got it completely wrong, I didn't even answer the question correctly,

Now I don't know how to answer it the correct way.

We all know my quest to procrastinate will only end in failure.

I am dragging it on as long as I can. I grasped the iPad to type my paragraph, for Nika had the computer. But for some reason she needed the iPad now. I gave it to her and went downstairs shortly to take it back, and found her taking a selfie of herself for Bamubamu (Baamm) to see.

After that, I told her to send a picture of our cat

to him.
He has always wanted to see what I look like, so I told Nika explicitly to tell him that the picture was not me.

She typed "it's guji"

I'm going back to my homework now....

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Today I got my school pictures!
I look horrible, my eyes look up like a maniac, I'm scared of myself....

I showed the picture to Baamm, he very much agrees. I wish I had a better picture to give him.

I'm glad it's the weekend now, I'm not even that scared of Chinese school anymore, the teacher is very nice.

We got a bathhouse!
We're as good as Fairy Tail's guildhouse now!
Hah!

Much nosebleeds, I think the water is bloody.

It's so
I'm gonna refrain from using curse words in this.
It's been unbelievably cold the last four days, and it's only the start of autumn. The clouds continue to hover ominously over my town, as they've been doing the past week or so. Only two days ago did it actually start raining, however.

Hurricane Joaquin, please leave us, I'm freezing my butt off. And my fingers, and my feet. And everything else.

Outside is scary

I should've started my editorial 40 minutes ago.
Oh, God.

Can't do it tomorrow because my family's going over to my older sister's...

Is Nika ur sis?

Superyacine a dit :
Is Nika ur sis?

She's my younger sister, yup ^-^

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Today I came home and my mom immediately told me something was wrong with the cat. She sounded like she was disappointed in him again, so I knew that there wasn't something wrong with him health-wise, but cleanliness-wise. I prepared myself for the usual grass-vomit/hairball.

I went downstairs and there were buttscoot marks everywhere. Trails of brown were on the letter mats (from my childhood to brighten up the place) and on the floor. The cat got up when I came in, perched at the top of a shelf. I didn't even want to know if he had buttscooted up there (but I doubt he did, he didn't have much room. Plus, he was sleeping there).

I examined his arse, and lo-and-behold! there was poo all over the fur around his butt. His butthole was actually quite clean, to be honest.

At first, I just tried wiping him with wet paper towels, but I decided it wasn't working, and filled a tub with warm water. I grabbed him, and washed his butt. The first time he was okay. The second time I refilled the tub and regrabbed him. He struggled and got me all wet. I had to let him out for two seconds and get a better grasp at him, but finally I succeeded in getting his ass clean and I sat him on a towel on the sofa, wrapping his butt up in the towel. He settled there quietly and watched me while I cleaned puddles and his poop trails.

Now here I am procrastinating again. I did a bunch of stuff on here. Gonna do my homework now... Crying.

#10

gujiniuniu a dit :
Today I came home and my mom immediately told me something was wrong with the cat. She sounded like she was disappointed in him again, so I knew that there wasn't something wrong with him health-wise, but cleanliness-wise. I prepared myself for the usual grass-vomit/hairball.

I went downstairs and there were buttscoot marks everywhere. Trails of brown were on the letter mats (from my childhood to brighten up the place) and on the floor. The cat got up when I came in, perched at the top of a shelf. I didn't even want to know if he had buttscooted up there (but I doubt he did, he didn't have much room. Plus, he was sleeping there).

I examined his arse, and lo-and-behold! there was poo all over the fur around his butt. His butthole was actually quite clean, to be honest.

At first, I just tried wiping him with wet paper towels, but I decided it wasn't working, and filled a tub with warm water. I grabbed him, and washed his butt. The first time he was okay. The second time I refilled the tub and regrabbed him. He struggled and got me all wet. I had to let him out for two seconds and get a better grasp at him, but finally I succeeded in getting his ass clean and I sat him on a towel on the sofa, wrapping his butt up in the towel. He settled there quietly and watched me while I cleaned puddles and his poop trails.

Now here I am procrastinating again. I did a bunch of stuff on here. Gonna do my homework now... Crying.

I hoped that pic was of his bumhole with poo on it. Guess not :c

#11

A bit disappointed right now, but whatever.

I've been saving cheese, and originally wanted a fur, but Chelsearawr gifted me one, so I no longer have a purpose for the cheese. I decided to make an outfit and save up for it. I asked the tribe members if it looked okay, but no one answered. So I'll just put it here:

#12

gujiniuniu a dit :
A bit disappointed right now, but whatever.

I've been saving cheese, and originally wanted a fur, but Chelsearawr gifted me one, so I no longer have a purpose for the cheese. I decided to make an outfit and save up for it. I asked the tribe members if it looked okay, but no one answered. So I'll just put it here:

I know that feeling, of saving cheese then being gifted, isn't it like the weirdest bitter-sweet type thing ever? Also, i think the outfit looks Fabulous~

#13

gujiniuniu a dit :
A bit disappointed right now, but whatever.

I've been saving cheese, and originally wanted a fur, but Chelsearawr gifted me one, so I no longer have a purpose for the cheese. I decided to make an outfit and save up for it. I asked the tribe members if it looked okay, but no one answered. So I'll just put it here:

AH SO KYOT <3

#14

levanalucard a dit :
gujiniuniu a dit :
A bit disappointed right now, but whatever.

I've been saving cheese, and originally wanted a fur, but Chelsearawr gifted me one, so I no longer have a purpose for the cheese. I decided to make an outfit and save up for it. I asked the tribe members if it looked okay, but no one answered. So I'll just put it here:

I know that feeling, of saving cheese then being gifted, isn't it like the weirdest bitter-sweet type thing ever? Also, i think the outfit looks Fabulous~

redninn a dit :
gujiniuniu a dit :
A bit disappointed right now, but whatever.

I've been saving cheese, and originally wanted a fur, but Chelsearawr gifted me one, so I no longer have a purpose for the cheese. I decided to make an outfit and save up for it. I asked the tribe members if it looked okay, but no one answered. So I'll just put it here:

AH SO KYOT <3

Thanks everyone, I guess this means I'll save up for it ^-^

and yes bittersweet is the perfect word for that feeling.

#15

I love to say "weba" to everyone. Gradually, I feel that it knits our community together tighter. Sometimes it produces unexpected results on my part, though. Occasionally someone whispers me after I say "weba" to them and sometimes I feel like they're flirting with me... I don't mean to call anyone out on this, but it's already happened twice. Am I being too nice...

#16

gujiniuniu a dit :
I love to say "weba" to everyone. Gradually, I feel that it knits our community together tighter. Sometimes it produces unexpected results on my part, though. Occasionally someone whispers me after I say "weba" to them and sometimes I feel like they're flirting with me... I don't mean to call anyone out on this, but it's already happened twice. Am I being too nice...

no it actually feels rlly nice to have people acknowledge your presence/that you're online
or that's just how i feel abt it um

#17

gujiniuniu a dit :
I love to say "weba" to everyone. Gradually, I feel that it knits our community together tighter. Sometimes it produces unexpected results on my part, though. Occasionally someone whispers me after I say "weba" to them and sometimes I feel like they're flirting with me... I don't mean to call anyone out on this, but it's already happened twice. Am I being too nice...

Can I flirt with yo? :T

#18

redninn a dit :
gujiniuniu a dit :
I love to say "weba" to everyone. Gradually, I feel that it knits our community together tighter. Sometimes it produces unexpected results on my part, though. Occasionally someone whispers me after I say "weba" to them and sometimes I feel like they're flirting with me... I don't mean to call anyone out on this, but it's already happened twice. Am I being too nice...

Can I flirt with yo? :T

Or me

#19

Superyacine a dit :
redninn a dit :
gujiniuniu a dit :
I love to say "weba" to everyone. Gradually, I feel that it knits our community together tighter. Sometimes it produces unexpected results on my part, though. Occasionally someone whispers me after I say "weba" to them and sometimes I feel like they're flirting with me... I don't mean to call anyone out on this, but it's already happened twice. Am I being too nice...

Can I flirt with yo? :T

Or me

Back off man

#20

I read my diary today

I will ignore its contents for now.
Will see you this evening, diary.

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