Forecast for hell posts

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-18-2017
Be careful when watching Monday's solar eclipse! Just because the sun is being partially covered does not mean you can look at it directly. Do you look at the sun directly now? No. Be safe. Keep your eyes safe. The longer you look directly at the sun, the more soul Satan sucks out of you. Stay safe.

#22

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-22-2017
Don't forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer.
Our great leader Apollodorus has left for the Navy. Be safe, gay man.
Submitted by Casperwing on 8-23-2017 (just added under the forecast)
-Tribe quote of the day is!,,,,• [20:20] [Piranappp] Cannibalism: Every fight is a food fight

#23

Submitted by Lalaweki on 8-24-2017
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Submitted by Casperwing on 8-23-2017 (just added under forecast)
-Tribe quote of the day is!,,,,• [19:13] [Erasedofhope] the word nun is just hte letter n doing a cartwheel

#24

Submitted by Lalaweki on 12-20-2017
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, and you don't know him. He is a stranger. If you spot this man, call the police immediately. He is wanted in 30 states for manslaughter.

#25

Submitted by Lalaweki on 12-22-2017
It has rained for several days in a row. It is December. The low has been 40 degrees F. Is this really winter? Or a swinter? Well, no one likes it. There will be a town meeting to discuss how mother nature will be dealt with.

#26

Meet me behind the costco at 10pm and bring sand (not desert sand).

#27

Hey kids, I have some demonic dino nuggets for you!

#28

Submitted by Erasedofhope
There's two types of people in this world: people who live in Chili's, and people who die in Chili's.

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#29

Submitted by Tammycuter
Hi, welcome to Chilli's.

#30

Submitted by Lalaweki
Since the government has shut down, it is our time to shine. Gather your weapons. The revolution is nigh.

#31

Submitted by lalaweki
Knock knock. Who is at the door? Don't answer it. That's the cult. You are already in a cult. Please don't leave us for another cult, we try very hard.

#32

Submitted by lalaweki
Beware the flashing lights of doom. They consume, they castrate, and they are conservatives.

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