i already sent a contact form but i cannot wait 2 weeks to most likely get a no, is there any way to recover an old account you don't remember the email/password of but remember almost everything else? i know it sounds sketch as hell probably but i was a kid, the only proof of my account's existence was pure chance of me looking up multiple usernames and finding it by pure luck and now i have found archives of it's existence, but no way to access it at all

There isn't, you have to wait..