[21:55] [Miceychee] MY NON EXISTING SKELETON ASS BROKE THE BRIDGE


[22:02] [Miceychee] MY SKELETON ASS
[22:02] [Miceychee] DID IT AGAIN

secretive unleashed the mother of all trolls yesterday

• [~Modération] You have been muted 3 hours. Reason: !
[Imzahzo] .
[Shadowsky] WAT
[Oteacup] !
[Kennydibgirl] ,
[Snppy] LOL
[Baut68] What the heck!?
[Madgirltt] ?
[Kittymadli] wow
[Martinxmouse] #ragecage
• [~Modération] tricked u
[Killermfer] ??
[Imzahzo] I THOUGHT
[Deadeyearrow] !
[Jumpyunicorn] o
[Imzahzo] THAT WAS ME
[Killermfer] loL
[Scootallloo] YOU SCARED THE JAM OUTTA ME
[Mogoat] omg XD
[Imzahzo] WAS CRYING
[Juliekristy] omg
[Shadowsky] I SCREAMINED
[Madgirltt] WOWWW
[Baut68] !?
[Killermfer] lol nice one mod
[Juliekristy] not funny ;-;
[Menatry] what
[Kennydibgirl] mod why
[Baut68] DUDE
[Mogoat] i thought it was real
[Shadowsky] SECRETIVE U SCARED ME

[Robinisprime] Really soul -_-
[Fojoflow] sorry i didnt turn on my mind reader
[Kloure] LOL
[Kloure] Legit best answer
[Kloure] to a soulmate map ever
[Fojoflow] lol
[Robinisprime] -_-

I read the title as "Funny Cats" at first.
I think I've been using YouTube too much... *sigh*

Here are some old whispers I still have saved. Names removed for privacy sake.

> [BR] [Player1] Katburger has been added to your friendlist.
< [Player1] Sorry, my friend list is full, I can't add anyone
> [BR] [Player1] you noob
> [BR] [Player1] Katburger has been removed from your friends.

> [BR] [Player2] can u help me?
< [Player2] What do you need help with?
> [BR] [Player2] ok

> [BR] [Player3] You are not authorized to speak on this server.
< [Player3] Which server?
> [BR] [Player3] no
[He was not in a Nordic or Norway server.]

< [Player4] Hello, you reported [PlayerName] for "Other". Can you please specify why you're reporting him?
> [EN][Player4] no

< [Player5] It will probably happen next Christmas
> [EN][Player5] o not that long
> [EN][Player5] probably like 6 months ?
< [Player5] When is Christmas?
> [EN][Player5] december 21st

And reposting the best one:
> [BR][Player6] Your pussy is beautiful haha
> [BR][Player6] mouse

Katburger a dit :

Here are some old whispers I still have saved. Names removed for privacy sake.

&gt; [BR] [Player1] Katburger has been added to your friendlist.
&lt; [Player1] Sorry, my friend list is full, I can't add anyone
&gt; [BR] [Player1] you noob
&gt; [BR] [Player1] Katburger has been removed from your friends.

&gt; [BR] [Player2] can u help me?
&lt; [Player2] What do you need help with?
&gt; [BR] [Player2] ok

&gt; [BR] [Player3] You are not authorized to speak on this server.
&lt; [Player3] Which server?
&gt; [BR] [Player3] no
[He was not in a Nordic or Norway server.]

&lt; [Player4] Hello, you reported [PlayerName] for "Other". Can you please specify why you're reporting him?
&gt; [EN][Player4] no

&lt; [Player5] It will probably happen next Christmas
&gt; [EN][Player5] o not that long
&gt; [EN][Player5] probably like 6 months ?
&lt; [Player5] When is Christmas?
&gt; [EN][Player5] december 21st

And reposting the best one:
&gt; [BR][Player6] Your pussy is beautiful haha
&gt; [BR][Player6] mouse

in tears bc they're all so funny

< [Genosisfine] geno
< [Genosisfine] i hav a question
< [Genosisfine] do u ship nagito x hinata
< [Genosisfine] pls
> [e2] [Genosisfine] yia
< [Genosisfine] omf ilysm pls

I logged on, and this gal whom I have never met before (at least I don't remember that I have) and is not on my friends list starts cussing me out for no reason.
She wasn't even in the same room as me.

• [15:41] [Snagbagtag] "all the gays"?
• [15:41] [Huskies10] Hell is amazing because it has marshmallows :)
• [15:41] [Dwwrfgchtuy] in hell you can get roasted by marshmallows.
• [15:41] [Dwwrfgchtuy] webas
• [15:41] [Baconlps] The marshmallows roast you XD
• [15:41] [Thekittykats] yeah the marshmellows shove you on a stick and put you in the fire
• [15:41] [Mudkipaj0414] no
• [15:41] [Thekittykats] yes
• [15:41] [Xxdarkxxowo] Yes.
• [15:41] [Xxdarkxxowo] Y E S.
• [15:41] [Dwwrfgchtuy] shove a stick up yur butt and burn you
• [15:41] [Thekittykats] then peel your skin off anf roast your insides
• [15:41] [Xxdarkxxowo] 2 hot 4 tv man
• [15:41] [Snagbagtag] first you eat the marshmellow then the marshmellow explodes out of you and eats you
• [15:42] [Izupen] oh
• [15:42] [Thekittykats] then eat you whole
• [15:42] [Xxdarkxxowo] 2 hot 4 tv ( ° ʖ ° )

my tribe has issues

> [14:41] [e2] [Alizzalove] i am here. please help me. thank you for listening. thank you for listening. help me. help me. help me. now..now, there is something behind you. hey..
< [14:42] [Alizzalove] do you want to take a diddly darn step?

[19:42] [Xbabyboydanx] santaxmew is it true that you're kim kardashian

• [SERVER] The server will restart in 2 minutes.
• [Tigrounette] last time
• [Tigrounette] on my life
[Mika2308] Yess !
[Slurpeeeeeee] O_O
[Jerjery] WTF TIG
[Slurpeeeeeee] TIGGG
[Agerl1] it was restarting

[Voltstar] is a mod in here or something?
• [Modération] no...

[00:00] [Kissyisthe] would u like to slytherin bed with me
[00:00] [Kissyisthe] s2
• [Modération] no

[Kloure] AWWHh does the wittleittle teeny tiny baby angreh sham need a NAP?!?
[Xlala12309] sham ily pls ilyily
[Kloure] jk don't kill me plase
[Puncakies] ^
[Kloure] please*
[Katanakillz] Kill Kloure pls
[Kloure] LMFAO

I'd also like to tack on there that the current shaman was a friend of mine.. who did not kill me. :)

I have a whole collection of them, but here are my favorites:

[Squeeeaak] my crush died 4 years ago because he had a cardiac arrest because he saw my face

[Wwwheart] Im beging to feel like a fap gof fap god all my people from the front to the back nod bback nod they say i fap like a robot do call me fap bot

• [Modération] Spamming ./ban may get you muted. Pleaselet's stop the spam :)

[Kineticstars] i will melt 100 fucking candles then pour all the burning hot wax down your throat and into your ass

[Micanicguy] i think secretive would love me he sounds like a powerful male who would grab me with his big burly hands and make me feel good inside

[Umbreonable] you'll never have a title as edgy as mine

[Notoatmeal3] i identify as africAN AMERICAN LESBIANSHIT

[Yesum] Would you suck on the udder of an old cow for something to quench your desires

[Pinkcheesez] I don't understand why people are such perverts in the most popular rooms. I mean, why? I know the world is twisted, i'm 10...but why? Sex? Why talk about it? Its unholy...and really really stupid stuff.

[19:14] [Frozentowers] PEWDS IS A GUY HE MASTERBATES IN CHURCH HE HAS A HAIRDOE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CARROT I LOVE PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Analrapss] i can fit two machine guns in my ass
[Analrapss] is that not attractive

[Cooldog12908] your so hipnotising leaves my body glowing sucheristice glowing different DNA they dont understand u. your from a high other world a different dimention u are in my eyes and im ready to go leave me into the light, kiss me kiss kiss me... katy perry lol

[Meegzzz] well you won't get a bf or gf with that kind of attitude, god damn

Scootallloo a dit :

round 2 of gleanertwo trolling, shorter this time, but worth it

[Mxttttt] scoot
[Mxttttt] don't you dare
*starts spamming gravestones*
[Iikubiq] ugh scoot ur not gleaner
[Mxttttt] ./ban scootallloo
[Snowyfuri] what the heck
[Scootallloo] i dare!
[Toastmice] gg
[Mxttttt] ./ban scootallloo
[Rexoxxx] i did
[Scootallloo] it's over!
[Rexoxxx] ;^)

i thought matt quit transformice

@Mattiashull
> [en] [Mattiashull] fuck u noob
> [en] [Mattiashull] add please

opicalneon a dit :

Scootallloo a dit :VoirMasquer

round 2 of gleanertwo trolling, shorter this time, but worth it

[Mxttttt] scoot
[Mxttttt] don't you dare
*starts spamming gravestones*
[Iikubiq] ugh scoot ur not gleaner
[Mxttttt] ./ban scootallloo
[Snowyfuri] what the heck
[Scootallloo] i dare!
[Toastmice] gg
[Mxttttt] ./ban scootallloo
[Rexoxxx] i did
[Scootallloo] it's over!
[Rexoxxx] ;^)

i thought matt quit transformice

that was before he left

A potato flew threw my caaaaarrr wiiiiiiiinnnndshiiiieeeeellldd!!!! I just threeeeeww it AAAAAAATT MEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIKKKE!!