This isn't very funny, but it sure was an experience.
(If you can tolerate reading swear words and racial slurs, click here for the uncensored version. Remember: Click on the image to zoom in, then scroll up and down.)
All of the whispers were sent by the same person. Remember that the yellow/light orange text are the messages I sent and the orange/dark orange text is the text the other person sent.
The non-whispers is a combination of multiple people, but the shortest username is the same person who I whispered with.

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Katburger a dit :

Here are some old whispers I still have saved. Names removed for privacy sake.

> [BR] [Player1] Katburger has been added to your friendlist.
< [Player1] Sorry, my friend list is full, I can't add anyone
> [BR] [Player1] you noob
> [BR] [Player1] Katburger has been removed from your friends.

> [BR] [Player2] can u help me?
< [Player2] What do you need help with?
> [BR] [Player2] ok

> [BR] [Player3] You are not authorized to speak on this server.
< [Player3] Which server?
> [BR] [Player3] no
[He was not in a Nordic or Norway server.]

< [Player4] Hello, you reported [PlayerName] for "Other". Can you please specify why you're reporting him?
> [EN][Player4] no

< [Player5] It will probably happen next Christmas
> [EN][Player5] o not that long
> [EN][Player5] probably like 6 months ?
< [Player5] When is Christmas?
> [EN][Player5] december 21st

And reposting the best one:
> [BR][Player6] Your pussy is beautiful haha
> [BR][Player6] mouse

this is gold

especially this one X"D
< [Player4] Hello, you reported [PlayerName] for "Other". Can you please specify why you're reporting him?
> [EN][Player4] no

[Xvicki] RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Jackmcool] go
[Darklightsds] Xvicki you are a fucking russian prick
Thanks to Jackmcool, we gathered 10 cheese!
[Darklightsds] go fuck yourself and your fucking hermaphrodite family
[Howdyal] .........because of ignorance, caused by hatred of self
[Xvicki] im russian and proud!
[Darklightsds] Russian is that most fucked up land in the world.
No cheese for you! ^_^
[Xvicki] so what?
[Darklightsds] so fuck you
[Darklightsds] fuck russian
[Darklightsds] fuck your family
Kagamiix is now your shaman, follow her!
Mittenmouses just connected. (2)
[Xvicki] my russian family <3
[Howdyal] easy now cowboy.....
[Howdyal] Russia , like America and China and rest of so called countries .... are dynamic
[Darklightsds] and smelles like shit.
[Howdyal] cannot put all peas into one pod
[Howdyal] gotta think critically

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A few minutes later in the same room...

[Mittenmouses] rip vickis first
[Creamtuss] i'm da best
[Howdyal] Yaaaaaaays , thanks for trade... the more we share, the more we learn and become
[Mittenmouses] pff
Lolipopxswag just connected. (2)
[Howdyal] godly
Thanks to Creamtuss, we gathered 8 cheese!
[Mittenmouses] why am i finding this amusing?
[Howdyal] mmmm
[Howdyal] you got a crush on vicky =
Cheeeeeese *-* (39.61s)
[Howdyal] ?*
[Mittenmouses] ????????????????
[Xvicki] who?
[Xvicki] im ugly as fuck
[Mittenmouses] same
Thanks to Piggsi, we gathered 9 cheese!
Thanks to Saimon75, we gathered 4 cheese!
[Xvicki] stop crushing on me
[Mittenmouses] tbh idc
[Howdyal] dont judge a book by its cover?
Cheeeeeese *-* (16.66s)
[Xvicki] im not a book
Fuffycarrot won a new badge!
[Creamtuss] i am

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[Howdyal] vicky ?
[Xvicki] ?
[Ezsiasmate] hu
Cheeeeeese *-* (36.78s)
[Elminitopo] hellooooooo
[Howdyal] i added you fb.... but looks like you dont care?
[Elminitopo] yes
[Xvicki] i dont have a facebook
[Xvicki] lmaö
Thanks to Adambinfix, we gathered 19 cheese!
Marijab12 is now your shaman, follow her!
[Elminitopo] yes i don ... no
[Howdyal] viktoria turestkova? ohh not Viktoria Tereshkova
No cheese for you! ^_^
Thanks to Marijab12, we gathered 15 cheese!
Creamtuss is now your shaman, follow her!
[Xvicki] im just a Turetskova. Im not Viktoria lol

Crap I don't have any funny whispers.

Well not a long conversation but me and my friend were playing in a room and we meet a bunch of angry brazilians and this is the result !

[Bumade] ./ban stormleg
[Stormleg] ban stands for banana, did you know?
[Koldheart] oh so they're trying to feed us

Stormleg a dit :

[Bumade] ./ban stormleg
[Stormleg] ban stands for banana, did you know?
[Koldheart] oh so they're trying to feed us

LMAO, that's hilarious.

> [en] [Crystalise] my shirt label said "Product of Turkey" on it and so i thought of u
< [Crystalise] LOL

Slurpeeeeeee a dit :

• [SERVER] The server will restart in 2 minutes.
• [Tigrounette] last time
• [Tigrounette] on my life

that is a lie, it won't be the last time he does that

yooooooo

< [Player] Ass? :>
< [Player] *ADD OMFG

My typos are getting out of hand...

[21:40] [Chesireheart] I like sucking meat

@Akinaolixo
> [en] [Akinaolixo] r u a girl?
< [Akinaolixo] ye
> [en] [Akinaolixo] Wanna be my GF?
> [en] [Akinaolixo] 40K AND 42K
< [Akinaolixo] LMAO Im lesbian
< [Akinaolixo] I don't care about the stats, haha
> [en] [Akinaolixo] LFMAO

My chat with a mod regarding chef hats

< [Veralidaine] hi, im wondering if i can have 6 free event chefs hats? im leaving tomorrow to maine for vacation, so i decided a badge is a good way to depart tfm for a week. ;)
> [e2] [Veralidaine] I can't really do that
< [Veralidaine] oh
< [Veralidaine] ok
< [Veralidaine] thanks for telling me though>
[e2] [Veralidaine] Np
< [Veralidaine] anyways
< [Veralidaine] do you have any idea what the next event is
< [Veralidaine] i dont want it to be something too important
< [Veralidaine] cause im leaving for a week
> [e2] [Veralidaine] I mean the event is going to end tomorrow morning anyway
> [e2] [Veralidaine] So you won't be missing any of it
< [Veralidaine] ok
< [Veralidaine] i mean, whats the next event?
> [e2] [Veralidaine] No idea :p
< [Veralidaine] ok

[Kaoriah] this game is getting worse
[Mellycullen] ^
[Kaoriah] i cant even play bc of lag
[Kaoriah] and too many cunts here
[Xvicki] like you

A lot of pleasure in TFR trib house...

[00:02] [Partyfool] ppl try to tell me aime means love
[00:02] [Partyfool] im like,,
[00:02] [Partyfool] no,,
[00:02] [Inkaschild] no......
[00:02] [Xashes] what does aime means
[00:02] [Sparkyboohd] I aime you
[00:02] [Partyfool] aime means like
[00:02] [Inkaschild] its amour
[00:02] [Oxiigene] what means???????
[00:02] [Partyfool] amour is love
[00:02] [Oxiigene] what is looooove
[00:02] [Oxiigene] baby dont hurt me
[00:02] [Inkaschild] baby don't hurt me
[00:02] [Sparkyboohd] baby dont hurt me
[00:02] [Inkaschild] no more
[00:02] [Partyfool] OMFGGGGG
[00:02] [Oxiigene] AHAHAHAHA
[00:02] [Sparkyboohd] fuck you all for typing faster
[00:02] [Oxiigene] OMG NICE SCREEN
[00:02] [Partyfool] OXI I WANNA HEAR U SINGING THIS
[00:02] [Oxiigene] OMG YOU DONT

[Xvicki] sanandaj u look like ahmedinaejad of iran
[Sanandaj] :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Sanandaj] :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[Sanandaj] fucking hell
Thanks to Xapelsinen, we gathered 16 cheese!
Idaaakm is now your shaman, follow her!
Smagold has disconnected.
[Sanandaj] I AGREE
[Sanandaj] ALL DAY
[Xvicki] im serious
[Xvicki] no lying
[Sanandaj] me too
[Yuginnn] All night
[Sanandaj] did i say i was jk?
[Nerdaqua] Yep :)

So there was this player asking how to farm cheese, so I gave him a troll response (text colour in red):

[Alffredwong] how to get sooooo many cheese
[Redninn] Play 24/7
[Yuginnn] BY FARMING
[Redninn] That's what most players here does
[Moemabyemo] by collecting them and not buying anything
[Alffredwong] farming?
[Yuginnn] lmao
[Alffredwong] what is it?
[Redninn] Just play 24/7
[Alffredwong] how to farm?
[Prostickman] alfred
[Prostickman] You take seeds out from a cheese
[Redninn] No]
[Prostickman] and plant the seeds
[Redninn] Press CTRL then W
[Prostickman] then you wait for a long period
[Redninn] That's how yo farm
[Prostickman] that's called farming cheese
[Alffredwong] ..i try
[Alffredwong] but how to take out
[Prostickman] LOL