My dad drives me INSANE.

Me: *Eating something*
Dad: Eat over the plate.
Me: *Leans over plate and eats*
Dad: 'Lookat the mess your making! *Sweeps crumbs off table*

And this is why my house is spotless.

Nezumini a dit :

My mum always asks me stupid questions.

As an update, my dad can be irretating, too.
He gets really angry sometimes when people are driving too slowly so he'll switch to the /wrong/ lane just to get past them. Plus he texts when he drives and he almost ran us off the road multiple times.

"You're a big girl now, you gotta go to school by yourself"
I HATE THAT
IM A LITTLE GIRL
NOT BIG
BIG GIRLS SUCK
IM LITTLE
IM BABY
IM CUTE NEWBORN
:o

''You cant play on Internet anymore today''

"Your internet time is only 1 hour in the whole day."

"No more fraises *cute face* No"

"Whose my cute baby gal?"

Me: Not me.

Parents: Wrong, you are.

''children are supposed to spend 2 hours a day on the computer''

"Stop playing and do your homework!" or "Get off the computer and practice piano!"

''Tidy your room!'' - mom.
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''Can you please .. bring me a banana?'' *le brings a banana* ''oh and water please.'' *le brings water* ''and make my bed?'' *omgg makes da bed* ''oops , i forgot my phone.. bring it please?''*OMGGG* -mom.
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*Le moms watches TV*
''Sweetie come!'' - screamsss
''Yeaaaaa?'' - le me came
''Umm can you...'' - watches the TV mom. Quiet.
''Can I ??''
No answer.
''OMGGGG'' - leaves the room - mom.
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Le dad :
''Want a candy ? ''
Me :
''Ya''
Le dad :
''Want to give a candy to ME?''
Me :
''No.''
Le dad :
''K.''
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Me: But its dark outside and really fucking icy cold -19 i dont wanna go outside!
Mom: I dont a fucking give a care!

Me: Fuck knuckles

Mom: Georgia(me) come here
Me: Yeah?
mom: are you on the internet?
me: no
mom: what r u doing now
me: tv
mom: gosh i told you dont talk like that
me; sry. I am watching the television right now.
mom: have you done your homeworks?
me: no, i told you i'll do them tomorrow, its saturday -.-
mom: do it now
me: nooo! D: you promised
mom: georgia!
me: nuu
mom: yes
me; noo
mom; yeah
me: nope!
mom: yeaaa!!!
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mom: yep
me: DAMN IT!! FINE! DX