Our love story could be kinda gory, far from boring.
We'd meet at a post-apocalypse.
I'd be slowly walking in a group stalking you.
You'd be the only man alive that I could not resist.
And all of your friends, they'd try to kill us
but only because they'd be jealous
that our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's.

If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, oh
If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain.
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya

You'd be hiding in a second floor apartment,
knocking all the stairs down
to save your life from the undead.
Double barrel shotgun taking out the slow ones,
then you'd see the passion burning in my eye
and I'd keep my head.
Then all of your friends, they'd try to kill us
but only because they'd be jealous
that our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's.

If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, oh
If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain.
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya

I'd try not to bite and infect you because
I'd respect you too much.
That's why I'd wait until we got married.
Our happiest days would be spent
Picking off all your friends and they'd see
A love this deep won't stay buried.

If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, oh
If I were a zombie, I'd never eat your brain.
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya