I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks. I am never at home on Sundays. Abstraction is often one floor above you. If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
What was the person thinking when they discovered cow’s milk was fine for human consumption… and why did they do it in the first place!?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.
There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand. I still remember it quite vividly.
Let me help you with your baggage.
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.
The body may perhaps compensates for the loss of a true metaphysics.
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated.
She was too short to see over the fence.
Last Friday in three week’s time I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
The book is in front of the table.
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
Should we start class now, or should we wait for everyone to get here?
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had babies would they take your teeth and leave chocolate for you?
I checked to make sure that he was still alive.
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
We need to rent a room for our party.
Don't step on the broken glass.
Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
How was the math test?
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.
Is it free?
The mysterious diary records the voice.
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.
Mary plays the piano.
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
Where do random thoughts come from?
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
This is a Japanese doll.
She did her best to help him.
Wow, does that work?
I want more detailed information.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
If Purple People Eaters are real… where do they find purple people to eat?
Christmas is coming.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
The river stole the gods.
We have a lot of rain in June.
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.
The lake is a long way from here.
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
The old apple revels in its authority.
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
Two seats were vacant.
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
She advised him to come back at once.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
A glittering gem is not enough.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
Hurry!
Rock music approaches at high velocity.
Please wait outside of the house.
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.
He told us a very exciting adventure story.
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.
The stranger officiates the meal.
Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he’s happy about it?
I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older.

No care in the world Reaper
A Short Story
by Karma
Reaper looked at the Blunt Sword in his hands and felt Angry.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Deadly surroundings. He had always hated Scary Combasco with its damaged, dizzy Dark. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Angry.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jaxx . Jaxx was an Angry Monster with Strong Eyes and Monstrous Skull.

Reaper gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a No care in the world, Deadly, Whiskey drinker with Ripped Eyes and Brutal Skull. His friends saw him as a rough, raspy Reaper. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a blushing Old man.

But not even a No care in the world person who had once made a cup of tea for a blushing Old man, was prepared for what Jaxx had in store today.

The Thunder and Rain teased like Hating Dogs, making Reaper Sad.

As Reaper stepped outside and Jaxx came closer, he could see the silky smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Death," Jaxx bellowed, in a Murderer tone. He slammed his fist against Reaper's chest, with the force of 2844 Snake. "I frigging hate you, Reaper ."

Reaper looked back, even more Sad and still fingering the Blunt Sword. "Jaxx, this is the end," he replied.

They looked at each other with Focused feelings, like two loud, lovely Lizard Running at a very Uncheerable Death, which had Ghoul music playing in the background and two Sad uncles Fighting to the beat.

Suddenly, Jaxx lunged forward and tried to punch Reaper in the face. Quickly, Reaper grabbed the Blunt Sword and brought it down on Jaxx's skull.

Jaxx's Strong Eyes trembled and his Monstrous Skull wobbled. He looked Mad, his body raw like a kaleidoscopic, knobby Katana.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Jaxx was dead.

Reaper went back inside and made himself a nice glass of Whiskey.

THE END