no, but it will if it gets it from an inferior balloon.

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When did 'dick' become a swear word?

You swore, and now you're a diiii-

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Can an arsonist ignite a werewolf?

Flame on!

Hey, hey, hey. Am I the TARDIS?

None, the woodchuck is asleep

Hi?

Lo and behold, the hens have been sold out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the KFC bucket

Help! I forgot my question do you have one?

THey all sold out at the Home Depot, sorry.

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Tu hablas espanol?

No i dont,gomenasai

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Are dragons real

Yes.

Where is the megalithic metals?

In the megalithic tree-- *SHOT*

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What did A say to B and B say to C?

Get c over here, we need an AC charge.

Henlo?

Oh, my favorite hens!

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What is 1 divided by 0?

1/2

Is here there to you as here is there to me?

Nah. It's "here there to me, myself, and I."

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What does the fox say?

Bark

Heyyo?

8 'o clock

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Are you ready to rumble?!

No, I'm too lazy to be fat

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What time is it?

It's #399 post time!

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Will there be a monstrous and epic zombie apocalypse in front of the lake view that will drive us crazy to the maximum, should we be exposed to the ugly and stinky zombies that are not supposed to be in the 20's but they broke the rules of time traveling anyway?

Who knows.

How far are you csone?