Banish it to the darkest and most taboo conventions of the world! I'm no freakin' furry.

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King/Queen, your servants are unleashing Spam™ in the royal bedroom! Perhaps they are trying to tell you something.

Wheres my cat?

King/Queen, potatos are falling from sky!

where the potatos??
King/Queen, where my clank?

in that movie that came out last year or something

King/queen, where is my taco sauce?

-Is eating your taco sauce-

IDK


King/queen, the entire kingdom has become a bunch of weeaboos!

Tell them im shipping them away to Japan and replacing them with cats!

King/Queen, your children and wife secretly hate you!

Ah dammnit! Send them to the stocks!

King/Queen the walls have been broken in! Send in troops of dogs!

no. i do not care. get me my shoes, im going out for a jog.

king/queen, I need money to support my family!

Sorry, Mad'am we at this time do not have money. Go rob a bank or somethinG.


Queen/King My internet shut down!

ok.. idk about ur nternet it shutdown? rob a computer and i will send u to jail

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King/Queen can i be the royal prince of the village?

idk..
K/Q can i get a lot money?

Sure! Rob a bank.


Me lord Queen and king , The blood war has began

Don't just stand there! Get a mop you fool!

Queen/king! The fandoms are here!

SHITSHITSHIT GATHER THE ARMY, EVACUATE THE PEOPLE, GRAB YOUR BLEACH EVERYONE

King/Queen, AJers are invading our territory!

Well, what are you waiting for? Just stop them before they jam animals again!

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Queen/King, we can't give you more cookies due to the cookie maker malfunctioning!

Well then, MAKE ANOTHER MACHINE!!


Q/K the prince and princess has been kidnapped!

Declare them dead and remember to act surprised when they come back married to dragons.

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King/Queen, your royal throne was royally puked on by the royal kitten!

Clean it up, royally!

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Queen/King, your pet dog is dead!

Well fuck, get another one!


K/Q the Replubicans are invading!