cause it ran away from ur troll face


why cant i eat

cause hell eat u first

why cant i eat squidward

cause he hates u

Why cant i eat a donut :c

because its not breakfast!


Why cant i eat my push-up? *icecream*

Because it will rot your teeth and give you a brain freeze

Why cant I eat my jellybean? :o

cuz ure too adorable xD! y cant i eat my cupcakeT^T

Because it's Taylor Swift's cupcake.
Why can't I eat anything????!!!

Because you don't have a mouth.

Why can't I eat my vagina???! :(

Because u cant reach for it with your mouth

Why cant i eat some apples??

Because it's too big for your mouth.

Why can't I eat some chocolate?

Because you're allergic to chocolate.

Why can't I draw awesome?

Because you didn't respect the rules of the game and it was why cant i eat not why cant i draw

why cant i eat my pie? D:

Because Pie is made for Pranks, Not for eating!

Why Can't I Choose something?

Cause you did not respect the rules ^ you must say Why can't i Eat ___!

Why can't i eat my cookie >:(

Becuz I ate it already :P

Why cant i eat myself? D:

Because its to hard ;-;

Why can't i eat my Pear :(

why cant i eat you and put the world outta its misery
(pears are for squaressss)

Unfortunately, considering they are human and you proclaim to be a cat... I'm afraid they could probably use a shot gun on you, run you over, or strangle you before you got the chance.

Why can't I get out of bed?

Cause you did not abie the rules of the fact its must be why can't i eat ____?


Why can't i eat Ice :(

because ice is so hard that it will break your teeth, and if you break your teeth we will need to take u to the dentist.
unfortunaly i have no money for a dentist.

why cant i eat myself