????/10
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your life

Idk/10


What do you call an alligator in a vest?

I'll give ya 2/10 for effort.



I used to really hate math, but then I realized decimals had a point.

8/10

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Parallel lines have so much in common, too bad they can never meet!

8.5/10

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

9/10
What's a rabbit's favorite jewlery?
10 carrot diamond necklaces.

1/10

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When you are at a park and you cross a snowman and a wolf people get frost bites..

21/10






God dammit
Illuminati
21 equal illuminati
It slays
Why
OMG
Stop
Illuminati 21

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^^ that wasn't a joke





Yo mama is so ugly that she made hello kitty say goodbye
Yo mama is so dumb that she asked Africa, "Is Ebola a country?!"

4/10

I wanna make a chemistry joke, but the good ones Argon.

TEN/TEN

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Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side got cut off?? yeah, he's all right now.

7/10

What's the difference between a piano,tuna fish, and glue bottle
You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tune

What about the glue bottle?

I knew you would get stuck on that

9.5/10

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Do you need an ark to hold two of every animal?
I Noah guy.

8.9/10

What does a panda use for cooking?

Pan DUH

4.5/10

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i don't have any jokes bc i ain't funny.

1.5/10 you only got credit for "trying"

Boy: hey hot stuff
Girl: uh.. hi
Boy: I wish there was something between us
Girl: me too
Boy ( shocked face) What??!!!??
Girl: a wall

Eh? 0/10

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My friend's bakery burned down yesterday. His business is toast.

2/10

the cows favourite candy is a milkyway

ok xD 100/10

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gotta build a wall, between trump and the whole US

so bad oml

.../10

So if you have a sandwich and put the jelly on first instead of peanut butter is it a jelly and peanut butter sandwich??*


* Whatcha looking down here for dummy