YOU FREAK OUT!

When life gives you a gun.....

YOU SHOOT THE WORLD HAHAHAHAAAA

When life gives you a giraffe...

You ride the majestic animal towards the sunset .u.


When life gives you oranges...

You swallow them.

When life gives you a mustache...

You slap it on pikachu.
When life gives you ramen noodles...

You eat them LIKEABAWS.

When life gives you a sofa...

you go to sleep on it

when life hugs u and suffocates u in the real sense of the word...

You enjoy your permanent fantasies.

When life shoots an arrow at you...

You dodge it and stab a random dude with it

When life slaps you and yells "WAKE UP TO REALITY"...

You don't listen and keep doing what you're doing.

When life gives you a penny...

You buy something with it :D

When life gets naked and starts dancing and flirting with you...

you slap it and throw it off a cliff.

when life gives you a unitato...

You have no idea what to do with it...gives it to a giraffe.

When life gives you coconuts...

You make Leg-anade

When life gives you a free car...

I ride it
When life gives you a thousand cookies

You eat half od them and share the other half to everyone

When life farts on ur face and violates you...

You slap Life in the face

Whe life doesnt give you cookies...

You scream and kick everything in sight

When life doesnt give you everything...

Make pancakes.

When life gives you Discord...

That's NO GOOD. Get outta there!

When life gives you Andy Milonakis...