YES AND ADDED YOUR PEE IN IT! >:D

Mummy may i kill you as my birthday preasent?

No! :O

Mommy may i have a wii u and a pikachu edition 3DS XL?

YEAH

Mama may i have bacon?

Yes get fat

Mommy may I see Simon and Robzu (Robert) make out in our car? :3 *blinks sweetly*

YES AND I INVITED MILEY CYRUS TOO!

Mummy may i take a dump on your bed and added extra pee on your pillows?

NOPE!

mummy could i whatch my little pony?

No, You must watch Porn.

Mummy may i Kiss a boy?

Of course you can, but only if it's your brother.
Mummy, Daddy, may I not do my homework?

mommy/daddy can i steal your wallet?

NO >:(

Mommy, may I have a kitty cat?

no honey daddy is allergic

mommy may i throw this watermelon at the school bully

if onlyit's rotten and has razor blades in it

mummy may i becom the ruler of the world

No


Mommy may i become a superstar?

NEVER.

Mummy may I punch yo face?

Mama shash nur
Mummy may I eat ramen??

Yus, yus you can.

Mommy, Daddy, Can I have a cookie? <3

YESH HAVE 9000
M/D can I have a toothbrush

No, you csn't have A toothbrush, you can have A-MILLION though! :3

-gives 999,999 toothbrushes-

Mummy? Can u get me a Pikachu? :3

Yes i can

Mummy Can I have a Laptop?

no

Mommy may I go to a Cure concert?