"delete my search history."

Ooooh there's food down this cliff, let's go. * Jumps*

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It says it's rat poison, not human poison. * Eats *

I virtually had no rehersal for that
(Last line of bee movie script)

Depends.

If it's in the arms of someone else, I'd say "thank you for being here for me".

If it's to people I love, I'd say "I love you".

If I'm alone, I'd like to die quietly. No words, just sleep.

"Goodbye, don't forget me. Live life to its fullest. Also don't forget, life isn't a fairytale... especially in love."
Or something like that lmho
The underlined words are probably what I wouldn't forget to say, my favourite quote ever.

"I'll miss you."

"tell my poodle I loved him" or "Don't go through my search history if you want to not be mentally scarred" or "[Insert awful pun here]"

''Dying is for noobs''

probly "goodbye :c"

"I left the oven on..."

me: "It's their fault... all their fault..."
person: "Who? what did they do?"
me: "His name was" *dies*

MYSTERY TIME BITCHES

"Your mom..."

"it's ok to be gay"

"haha, whoops"

''lol rip''